It's not often we receive full frontal nudity in our mailbox here on Alamo Drive. Especially when it concerns the mail of the species. But KDJ goes boldly where others fear to tread and besides she's merely recording an actual historical event: The Day Johnny Walker Left His Pants at Home. Much like Lady Godiva's famous ride without her extensive PR team, Johnny Walker's Walk, as it's known in the deep, deep impenetrably deep South, was one of those watershed events that turned the tide. Mainly because in those here parts they had never seen one like it before. In fact, many had not seen one at all. Land Sakes o' Goshen was a cry heard from behind many a shuttered window whose drapes were pulled back a tad to bare witness to Johnny's thingie as he wobbled across hill and dale. A hill and dale ,which we remark, resembled a landscape out of Gauguin or Cezanne or somebody like that. So infamous was his stroll that Patrick Gilmore was inspired to write "When Johnny Comes Bobblin' Home" later changed to the more familiar "When Johnny comes Jigglin' Home." Thank you, KDJ. Your card is an invaluable addition to our extensive collection of Pornographic Civil War Memorabilia.

 

 

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Comment by Lesley Magwood Fraser on November 6, 2011 at 7:38am
I dont think I would like a Maraschino cherry in MY whisky... but glad he forgot his pants.
Comment by DKULT on November 6, 2011 at 1:42am
Thanks Oh Boy, that is very funny. Sounds much better in French
Comment by David Stafford on November 5, 2011 at 11:57pm
Wow, the things you learn at IUOMA. Culture with a Vengeance. (hmmm, possible film noir title)
Comment by Oh Boy on November 5, 2011 at 11:54pm

L.H.O.O.Q., is the name of Marcel Duchamp's Mona Lisa with a Salvador Dali mustache.

The letters when pronounced in French, form the sentence "Elle a chaud au cul", which can be translated as

"She has a hot ass,"

Comment by DKULT on November 5, 2011 at 11:41pm
Skybridge-you speak in code--what in the world is LHOOQ?
Comment by DKULT on November 5, 2011 at 9:28pm
Wow, did that get my attention. I always thought KDJ was pretty saucy. Love this piece FFN -bold new territory

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