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Comment by De Villo Sloan on July 18, 2015 at 9:19pm

Lucky Pierre created some great currency, the Lucky Buck, which has been contributed to the fund to buy DK an Irish guide dog. The thing is, DK never lost her eyesight. That is wonderful news, but collection for a guide dog is suspended.

http://iuoma-network.ning.com/profiles/blogs/lucky-buck-for-diane-k...

Comment by De Villo Sloan on July 17, 2015 at 8:02pm

Comment by DKeys on July 17, 2015 at 1:06am

Martha--diety polisher is a very sacred job at DKULT. Please answer this: you have an idol(diety) it is dirty, it is rusty. What do you do to clean it?

AND what IS a trashpo diety ?  based on your answers we will get back to you if it looks like you are qualified

Dan--that job is currently taken by community restitution workers, but we would LOVE to have a resident in charge of the hotplate. If you can work with minimal ingredients then I would say we have a deal. here is what is in our pantry at all times:  your interview question:  what would you make with these ingredients

dandelions, wheat flour, spelt, chia seeds, unpotable water, used teabags (usually oolong or pekoe), rotted dumpster fruit and veg, salt (from stolen packets), government cheese, sometimes spray cheese, textured vegetable protein, potato starch, raisins, hallucinogenic mushrooms, hemp, edible flowers, and sometimes sugar cane

Comment by Mail Art Martha on July 16, 2015 at 6:01pm

Thanks for explaing the meaning of CFO, but I like my interpretation best.

I regret I cannot download the app with my phone it is a vintage dumb model, very sought after as an antique now. However, i woudl like hereby to apply for the post of Diety Polisher.

I agree with Dan, being a supermodel si exhausting.  (why can I spell exhausting but not is?)

Comment by Dan Mouer on July 15, 2015 at 2:14pm

I'm still watching for job openings for DKULT Chef d'Cuisine, chief winemaker and cheesemonger.

Comment by Dan Mouer on July 15, 2015 at 12:33pm

I can attest that spokesmodelling was a huge career boost for me. I highly recommend it for all aspiring "personalities." I will caution you, however, not to let KDJ intimidate you by insisting you have to flash your bare tatoo'd backside all over cyberspace!

Comment by DKeys on July 15, 2015 at 12:15pm

We've had no applicants for any of the positions yet. You can download our app:  DKULTJOBS  and apply from the comfort of your smartphone. And I am saddened to mention this, but the council of elders has pointed out that the DKULT Spokesmodel contracts are ending in August. We believe it is time to free you of these very public and demanding posts so you can apply yourself to other duties at DKULT.  Therefore, auditions are now being held for the next gen of Spokesmodels!! submit your reel and a voice over sample --hurry--your crown and sash await!!!

Comment by DKeys on July 14, 2015 at 10:00pm

Chief Financial Officer. They are typically above the Chief Executive Officer, but the mail was meant to go to you Cascadia. Martha is getting her own copy of everything.

Comment by Cascadia Artpost on July 14, 2015 at 5:40pm

Yesterday I received a piece of mail addressed to "Walmarth CEO". I scanned it and will forward the scan to UK corporate headquarters.

Comment by Cascadia Artpost on July 14, 2015 at 5:39pm

The CEO and CFO positions apparently were consolidated some time ago. However, at Walmarth Cascadia, staff simply bow to the picture on the walls and ask no further questions.

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