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Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on October 30, 2011 at 8:35pm

All right then, so long as there are no live phone calls. No one shows up at the door or window either! They'll be sorry! Don't give out my address. I will handle claims via the route outlined by Diane, and KDJ I'll have you know that health insurance companies don't exist in my world, and if you associate with them I'll pass along any rotten claims to you to be handled by your order fulfillment department, and the same will happen if you ever post another picture of anyone who has eyes.

Comment by DKeys on October 30, 2011 at 7:10pm

Thank you Lisa! Congratulations are in order as Lisa of Skybridge Studios has agreed to be the DKult spiritual advisor and mass producer of DKult progaganda. The pay sucks Lisa, but you will be much appreciated and will receive a christmas sweater hand knit by Thom Courcelle

Comment by DKeys on October 30, 2011 at 6:19pm

I'm pleased to announce that NBS has gratiously accepted the position as claims department manager! As per her demands, we are in the process of installing an elaborate voice mail system so that Nancy will never actually have to speak with anyone. Complaintants will be directed, redirected, transferred, then patched in to a disconnect message. I am also proud to announce the appointment of DVS as head of estate handling-responsible for the acquisition and sale of DKult members' surrended belongings.  We will be having a DKult bake sale for the christmas season and all proceeds from that will go to buy bundles of trash for IOUMA trashpo members ( if Ruud agrees of course). Of course, you will have to pay to have the trash shipped to you. Nancy will not have to take any live phone calls, but she has agreed to record a very charming greeting  (subliminals courtesy of Dr. Erni Freud).

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on October 30, 2011 at 5:51pm

That's funny, just as I was getting to the end of your first paragraph, KDJ, this thought occurred: "Man, I'm glad those guys are handling this, I don't want anything to do with it." Then eyes popped out of head.

This nomination will be taken under consideration, and thank you for the proposed honor. The "lovely, soothing way of speaking" isn't likely to last long if complaints are made all day long. I'm apt to throw those people out of windows.

Comment by DKeys on October 30, 2011 at 4:10pm

Sorry KDJ, you don't get off that easily. DKult was only banned from Spring Hill, airports, convenience stores, libraries, malls (essentially public places), soul food restaurants, novelty shops, flea markets, bake sales, nail salons, and automotive stores. DKult will just have to go further underground. I'm receiving a lot of nasty letters wondering when they'll get their dKoder rings. I hope you don't mind, but I told them they'd have them by christmas

Comment by DKeys on October 30, 2011 at 2:19pm

'alleged' t-shirt worn by an Ex-member. They chose to leave DKult voluntarialy after deciding trashpo was in poor taste

Comment by DKeys on October 30, 2011 at 2:18pm

It's definately a fake. DKult was banned in FL after an EX member was seen wearing this t-shirt and we were accused of being sizeists. KDJ must have opened this salon after her recent head injury. I hear she has a special "trashpo" nail. 

Sue, yuck! Garbage Juice? That's disgusting. thanks for sharing the article.

I keep thinking about the movie Wasteland and what he says that he'd rather have nothing and want everything than have everything and want nothing. I sort of get what he means by that, but then not totally. 

Hope you guys are having a good weekend. Keep it trashy

 

Comment by prettylily on October 30, 2011 at 11:55am

coupo?  Dark wall cracks me up!

Meanwhile here is a link to the Trash news from my town! 

http://hamptonroads.com/2011/10/erosion-uncovers-garbage-norfolk-go...

Vintage trash......

Comment by Nancy Bell Scott on October 30, 2011 at 1:08am

It's fake. DK doesn't believe in Florida.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on October 30, 2011 at 12:37am

KDJ, the address reads Florida, not TrashRePublic of Elgin. I thought this might be another of your fake DKs, or outsourced DKs.

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