DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - downloadable version

[De Villo Sloan]

DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - page 1

( A hard copy version has also been sent to members on the DKULTNY mailing list. These include secret messages and free prizes.)

DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - page 2

DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - page 3

DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - page 4

DKULTNY Trashpo Newsletter - July 2013 - page 5

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[De Villo Sloan]

I think so too, yes.

Well Carina, you are going to receive one. Word-of-mouth and happy customers are the best friends of DKULTNY,

It is entirely safe. Trust me. I have been testing the product on Simba the Amazing Mail-art Dog for a year. Very positive results. You know Simba?

[Carina]

Using trash fabric and alien spacecraft metal will be a success.

[De Villo Sloan]

And I should be clear DKULTNY is not actually selling Orgone Accumulators - Dr. Wilhelm Reich had some very serious problems with the USA FDA (Food and Drug Adminisration) over orgone products, despite the support of William S. Burroughs and many others.

We think the statute of limitations has passed on the old Orgone controversy, and of course we are using a completely different technology with the Trash fabric and alien spacecraft metal.

[De Villo Sloan]

Carina - yes, wish there could be a translation function on this. Sorry. But so much trash in USA compared to other places. Who can argue?

If the wearable orgone accumulators take off, it would be nice to have some real models.

[Carina]

Great newsletter, DVS. Hard to keep up with this language (and DKULTNY), I'm just measuring, maybe I can fit into an wearable orgone accumalator in size S, if the price is good.

[De Villo Sloan]

Thanks Carina - your is on the way with a special prize.

D-Kollectibles is your best source for authentic Trashpo & Kulter items. Last time I looked, it was estimated 17 people in the newtwork are circulating fake DK items.

We are always looking to trade. Right now particularly interested in entire home Kulter installation shrines.

DK, as you will note only Chapter 9 of Splattered: My Life on the Road with DK was excerpted. DKULTNY has the entire MS.

[De Villo Sloan]

Thanks, Rebecca. Just got back from the PO and a copy is bound for the Nayland Chicken Ranch.

[DKeys]

DK-why you no love me?

you legs like two long stemmed roses

and no thorns

I twist for you and turn

why you no looking?

tequila my only friend tonight

Ramone passed out

phone disconnected

you name tattooed my side

it hurted but not so much

if you no love me too

please you take my

collect call

[DKeys]

I think Mr. Stubbie has really found his stride with his fantasy fiction. He once told me that he had been keeping a journal since he escaped the slaughterhouse many moo s ago. He had written poetry, flash fiction, persuasive essays--he even won some writing contests.  He never let anyone read it, but was always furiously scribbling in it--particularly during meal times. During the tour, we had a private chef, so we ate very well and lived high on the hog.  The only bit of his writing that I have, is a love note he wrote me a very long time ago. I found it annoying at the time because it was coupled with Mr. Stubbie and Ramone's late night drunk dialing episodes. Hearing a grown pig weeping at midnight is not a fun experience. Tequila always made him emotional.

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, I know "Stubbie" is a term of affection, but can we give Mr. Stubbs the respect he deserves? We knew at DKULTNY the chunk-o-skunk claims would be controversial. Both sides have been presented.

Indeed, this issue seems already so successful that Mr. Stubbs is considering a sequel: Twisted: The Story of the Shroud of Elgin & the End of My Career as World Twister Champion (as told to Uncle Ramone & translated from Spanish).