Another fake contest entry - disqualified

[De Villo Sloan]

[De Villo Sloan]

Thank you, Gin. That's nice & comes at a good time as I've become the Ling Master in a wild monkey circus, a pithy MC at a mud-wrestling tractor pull.

In fact, Gin, you have been a perfect contestant. You embody the positive qualities many other contestants lack, including our judge. She has disappeared off the face of the earth, leaving me holding the bag.

I am, Gin, working on a Victorian Da Da piece. I'll need something to do after my retirement from hosting beauty contests.

[De Villo Sloan]

Thank you, Rebecca. I do appreciate your participation. We just don't need any escalation of the situation. I want to thank everyone for their participation.

Miss PJ's entry is, I think, directed in part to the full scholarships being offered at the MinXus-Lynxus School of Beauty & Cosmology, included in some of the prize packages.

A complete disclaimer will also be issued with the findings of the hair analysis.

[Rebecca Guyver]

Have you ever located that 'like' button? I have cancelled my hair appointment.

[De Villo Sloan]

Frankly, this hair contest (mail-art call) has me pulling out my own hair. As previously announced, the entry phase will end this Friday. We will only accept entries postmarked or dated before that time. Judging and awarding of prizes will be done as promised.

Please refrain from mailing human hair, animal fur or any other organic material. These could be in violation of postal rules and endanger the health of Mink Ranch personnel. Please do not alter your physical appearance in any way in the name of the contest.

"I will write to you later this day": A full statement concerning "Miss PJ's" disqualification will be posted at MinXus-Lynxus. Obviously, our faker was recognized due to handwriting and a notorious address in Japan known as "Manoir Aux Visons." But wait for the full report and hair analysis before you jump to conclusions.

Rebecca, I will respectfully remind you that contestants have a responsibility to conduct themselves with decorum. You have already posted inflammatory remarks suggesting your entries were somehow being stolen and/or your candidacy being sabotaged, perhaps by Grigori Antonin. I am concerned for you more than anything. All complaints should be taken up privately with MinXus-Lynxus.

Thank you to all contestants. Despite recent events, this contest will be fair and fun. I apologize for this state of disarray that is being resolved.

[Rebecca Guyver]

All these haircuts for the sake of a pri(c)ze. I don't know what to think.  My hair is closer in colour to a silver minx.  Does that get me anything? Carina and I have been exchanging journals and after I sent her one I started another.  This is a page from about two weeks ago. Again, I seem to be chanelling someone. In case you're confused, this is not my hair, although I believe dog owners do begin to look like their pets, this is Lyra's hair...

[Carina]

I was lucky to see Pj in the show Absolute Shampoo (1975). The contest needs Shampoo Girl! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL15Ya5fsgo