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Comment by DKeys on December 17, 2014 at 1:27pm

With all due respect to Amanda, she is the only non mail artist, or non artist for that matter to join Dkult, BUT. She is only on a trial membership. She does not fully realize what she could be getting into so she can not be a spokesperson for any Walmarth Homegoods. I just need some lyrics and I will be casting an actor-perhaps from India but we will see. I'm afraid if we show your trashbrush, someone might steal the idea so we might just have to suggest it

Comment by Mail Art Martha on December 17, 2014 at 11:57am

Diane, I horrible fear has enveloped me; are you thinking of using Amanda as the model in your video cleaning her teeth with the Trash a Dent? Please consider that after retiring from cleaning the Royal Teeth (those of Martha the first of Retailia ) it was used for menial cleaning jobs, i cannot remember which but I found it in the stash of cleaning stuff under the kitchen the sink.

Otherwise a video would be super.

Comment by Mail Art Martha on December 17, 2014 at 11:48am

Pain and narcotics are the best fodder for poetic thought, Dan. I am sure you prefer not to need them but think of the gain to the World of Trashpo.

(I really wish you a quick recovery)

Dkult, we will also sell greeting cards in Walmarth and pre-cooked road kill for your convenient quick meal.

Comment by DKeys on December 16, 2014 at 8:01pm

If Dan can write a longer jingle, I can get this thing produced. Pls Dan, I know you are in pain, high on narcotics, recovering, recuperating, but DKult needs you!!!!!!!!!

Comment by DKeys on December 16, 2014 at 7:57pm

Martha really has a flair for these DKult holiday cards. Martha maybe you can head up DKult Haulmark Greeting Card Co? love the jingle--very catchy

Comment by Mail Art Martha on December 16, 2014 at 6:24pm

DK, when Walmarth opens wecertainly  will have a line of Home Goods which will include  Trash-a-Dent products, and the Creative Director and the General Manger both have expressed their intention of using Dan's jingle in the video ads.

You'll wonder where the refuse went,

boom,

When you brush your teeth with Trash-a-dent,

clink clink clickety clink!

(we need drums and then cymbals at the end)

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 16, 2014 at 2:33pm

DKultmas greetings from M-A Martha. It has been a big year for DKULTUK!

http://iuoma-network.ning.com/profiles/blogs/holiday-trashpo-by-mai...

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 16, 2014 at 2:15pm

"Precious bodily fluids."

Comment by Dan Mouer on December 16, 2014 at 2:07pm

You'll wonder where the refuse went

When you brush your teeth with Tash-a=dent

Comment by DKeys on December 16, 2014 at 1:52pm

DKollectibles should be working on some prayer cards to keep everyone safe during both trash collection and trash mailing. Toxis is losing their foothold as our family grows. They are germaphobic, so only the best of their agents can even handle the assignment. Anja never responded to my question of why she found it disturbing. No one else complained, perhaps they silently judged but womb cares    your trash  toothbrush  can be included in the DKult line of HomeGoods

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