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Comment by Richard Canard on January 5, 2015 at 6:07pm

05.01.15 Dare Borderline G. & fellow DKULT members,.... I'm sorry, I am a bit confused again.... I think this genetic study might be somewhat flawed (despite the appeal & cuteness of that little Holstein creature ) as Canadada's "MAIL RAT"(an IUOMA member--- but is  not a formal member of DKULT according to my records)...... & also, haven't I seen the mail artist Margaret Keen in these IUOMA hallways????? Apparently there is new Hollywood movie out entitled "BIG EYES"(Very much DKULT oriented)... & obviously about her life as a mail artist. See you in the movies. Richard Canard

Comment by DKeys on January 5, 2015 at 4:28pm

BG--what traits does it have? how do they define it as a DKULT rat vs reg ole rat? 

Comment by borderlinegrafix on January 5, 2015 at 5:04am

Comment by DKeys on January 5, 2015 at 2:32am

wh o is the Siamese? I don't remember him. I think that might be the person they called "X Flies"

Comment by De Villo Sloan on January 5, 2015 at 1:48am

Comment by Dan Mouer on January 5, 2015 at 12:30am

Deck the halls with howls of folly!

Comment by DKeys on January 5, 2015 at 12:07am

p.s. we are including some DKult fridge magnets in an attempt to restore good relations between us. Please do not send anymore of anything to us. But thank you.

Comment by DKeys on January 5, 2015 at 12:05am

And the final one came from:

Dan Mower

Dear DVS,

We know it is you and this did not come from Dan. First off, you misspelled his name. I'm sorry you have gone to such great lengths to have the winning tree idea and LOST, but no one believed Dan or anyone but YOU would suggest something like this. We regret to say that we are not a redneck cult and we do not want to use hooks and chains to show our holiday spirit. We will no longer be opening mail from you. You really should just be yourself to get rejected. You'll get used to it.

Comment by DKeys on January 4, 2015 at 11:59pm

Dear  Faurak P. Faliyuh III,

Your concept is fascinating, but DKult does not condone drinking soda. But thank you.

Dear  Faurak P. Faliyuh III,

The decision stands. It is still a no even if we used seltzer water cans or any other carbonated beverage. But thank you.

Dear  Faurak P. Faliyuh III,

I am sorry you are so angry. The decision still stands. Fuck you too. But thank you.

Comment by DKeys on January 4, 2015 at 11:55pm

His THREE submissions arrived under THREE different names. We sent back very nice letters all to the same PO box in Auburn, NY.

"Dear Danny L Wong, nailing babies to poles is not our idea of festive but thank you."

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