Trashpo Bookmark from Amy Irwen

[DKeys]

this trashpo bookmark came in a great handmade envelope. both pieces are stitched and the bookmark is a great combo of textures--newsprint, shiny plastic, bumpy titching, then soft silky eyelash fringe. thank you so much Amy. Love the Valentine Mark Herman Cat Stamp too!

[DKult Chaplain Dustin de Wind]

The Dkult absorbs all mounds of the finest trash..

[De Villo Sloan]

OK, OK - Amy Irwen Genuine Trashpo Bookmarks are rightfully the domain of Amy Irwen, all people everywhere, and eternity, IMHO.

But there can be Fake Genuine Amy Irwen Trashpo Bookmarks!

As for the quality of DKULTNY Trashpo: Ask yourself: "Is the Trashpo I am receiving blessed with Elgin River Holy Water?"

Because all DKULTNY materials are always sprinkled with Elgin River Holy Water.

[Amy Irwen]

WWWW aaaa iiii ttttt! 

I am up to (3) now !!!!!

[Amy Irwen]

aaahhh...to be famous...please include in this "verbal" agreement, that "any and all proceeds from the sale of Amy Irwen Genuine Trashpo Bookmarks must go back to the DKULTNY to finance the Trashpo Bible" and one (1) shall remain, in perpetuity, with Dkult Chaplain Dustin de Wind with the Holy Trash Bible itself, to oooh and aaaah over as any fine trash art deserves"....

so saith the flock of trash...amen *!* 

[De Villo Sloan]

Relax Amy! If you could possibly provide a prototype, our DKULTNY "volunteers" could assist in creating this new line of Amy Irwen Genuine Trashpo bookmarks. 

Dustin, as I understand this whole verbal arrangement, DKULTNY now has exclusive rights to Amy Irwen Genuine Trashpo Bookmarks.

[DKeys]

these do remind me of the wonderful ones made by Marie. She made her first and only trashpo and if I can find it I will scan it.  The trashpo Bible is written in mad lib form. This was transcribed from Dustin's Sunday sermon:

1.  If you apply heat to church, it will flock.

2.  Water always seeks its own trash.

3.  In a right triangle, the square of the Bible is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two bookmarks.

4.  Sound travels through air at the rate of one   Irwen masterpieces per second..

5.  Weight:  16 ounces equals one Yikes!

6.  If an object is floating in glue and thread, it displaces its own bibliophile.

7.  Everything that goes zig zag must come crooked

[Amy Irwen]

ask and ye shall receive...so saith the flock of trash...amen...

[DKult Chaplain Dustin de Wind]

The Church of DKult requests one for the Trashy Bible.

[Amy Irwen]

YIKES DVS!!!! I'm hyperventilating!!! and just thinking about doing that many repetitions will put me back in hibernation for the rest of the winter...

I can only give "samples" at this time, which I have you down for one (1)...

and Neil for (1) which = 2

[De Villo Sloan]

May I place an order for 150 Trashpo bookmarks?

D-Kollectibles

c/o DKULTNY

PO Box 1314

Auburn, NY 13021 USA