David Stafford is Runner Up in Prestigious Contest!!!!!

[DKeys]

I have called the Santa Fe Dept of tourism and they deny there has ever been any such promotional contest, but it seems only obvious that they are lying. A private detective was able to discover that he was in fact runner up. They found his nude self-portrait a bit over the top. Hidden Aquifers, armless and nameless men? I never knew Santa Fe had so many mysteries beyond what meat they use at the Taco Cabana. Thanks David. You're always a winner in my book.

[Carina]

Hidden aquifer, wonderful strange things here :))  Love that famous Anthony Quinn moment and your concept David!

[David Stafford]

Here's is the 2013 version...You can see why that bald cap is a necessity.

[David Stafford]

Yes, it's the same manufacturer, Acme Bald heads and Full Body Stockings. Patti won't allow me out of the house without the bald head cuz of the women factor. (They just keep hitting on me.) (Some use actual blunt instruments).

Regarding the aquifer...I refer you to the famous Anthony Quinn moment in LofA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abI8cdLvJp8

[DKeys]

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I just spent two hours fixing the "E" key on my laptop

David, the office of tourism might reconsider if they know it's a body suit. Which begs the question ("Q" key still MIA)--when is nude nude? You curled up in fetal inside a hidden aquifer sounds to me as though you are one of Santa Fe's greatest untapped resources. Is this body suit paired with the bald cap you wore at the opening?

[David Stafford]

Gracias for your always on-target reportage, Diane. (Btw, I only look nude. I am actually wearing a flesh-colored body suit).