Please Consider Joining

[DKeys]

Are the holidays emotional draining for you? Would you like to add some amusement? please consider signing up for the 3rd annual Barfa Spewart Tacky Gift Exchange.  You be assigned a partner to send to. Make something awful either handmade or store bought for $10 or less.  Being a member of MOBMA is not required but encouraged. 

[Dan Mouer]

Wonderful job, David! Your is still digesting. Proper maceration is essential to get the textures just right. Nonetheless, since you have been so prompt at getting me your fabulous mail art gift, I will, at least, offer you a small hint of what is in store for you and yours this fine holiday season:

[Dan Mouer]

While I will admit to a sudden, unexpected twinge of queasiness when I first opened my surprise package from Santa Fe, I certainly did not feel any need to grab a barf bag. But then, I turned it over and was faced with the early-morning horror of Martha's Tips!!! Wretch!

[Dan Mouer]

Griddled Loin:

Take one small, fresh, grass-fed, no GMO, preferably locally raised by responsible farmers pork tenderloin. Split down the middle. Set to rest overnight in a plastic bag after rubbing it all over with freshly ground spices as for making tandoori chicken. Lightly grease your griddle with ghee and heat to very hot. Quickly sear pork loin on each side, lower heat and let cook for an additional 5-10 minutes until just done. Serve on griddle-warmed fresh naan bread.

[DKeys]

I'm glad the spitwads are arriving!

[DKeys]

good thing David's model is wearing gloves

[Not Hi Ng]

I'm diggin the spitwad Santa.

[DKeys]

This is incredible David--you have elevated my spitwad Santa far above what it deserves. But she wears it well!!

[David Stafford]

Spitwad Santa Hits the Runway...Not a hint of anorexia...

[David Stafford]

uh oh....

[DKeys]

I feel the need to post this disclaimer on the cards I have sent all 0 y'all--please don't be alarmed--everything is synthetic. No bodily fluids were used in the creation of my holiday greetings