Perfect from Diane Keys

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Sometimes perfect is just perfect.  I sent a sick bag to Diane and her reply was to put all of this stuff into a refillable coffee bag.  Yes, I was perfect.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

That's true--very decent champagne can be way cheaper than less than mediocre wine. Oh well, not being a cheap date and all, you have to have SOME flaw, Dean.

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Nancy, Maybe that's the down side.  I'm not a cheap date! 

I'm afraind it's champagne for me my dear, not a fancy bottle of wine.  Then again some wine are much more expensive.!

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Right, Dean--she just needs to show up with a very fancy bottle of wine for you. Beer would probably be cheaper for her, maybe you should switch.

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

You are all so very kind.  And you know what?  I don't even drink beer!  So it's that much easlier for my wife.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

What a catch this guy was.

[DKeys]

Dean, the fact that you even answered that way, qualifies you for Saintliness!

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Oh sorry, I was sleeping and had to re-write the text.  I need to proof read more often.  It's amazing how you can even understand the things I write.  Too Fast, and I have a French keyboard.  Need to proof read Dean!

  Where were we?  Yes, the three requirements,

1) Keep your wife happy

2) Keep your wife happy

3) Keep your wife happy

Very difficult as the "Honey do" list for this weekend is as long as my arm, and ends with "Love you"

I hate when she does that!

  Yes for a woman the requirements are different; 1) Show up nude, bring beer.

 

[DKeys]

I was hoping Dean could tell me what the three things are because I don't know. I think it would be different for a man than a woman, but not sure.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

"Drink more coffee--do stupid things twice as fast!"--is that a Diane quote, Diane? I'm in love with it.

[DKeys]

Thanks for blogging Dean--the shroud shred will help you on your path to saintliness too. Drink more coffee--do stupid things twice as fast!