Way back before the dawn of addams Rebecca Guyer said she'd like to be turned into a dress like Katerina N. I said, "Of course, but there are certain fees etc." She persisted. Finally, my will broken I emerged from the rubble and created.....the House of Rebecca.....voila!
from the bylaws and statement of purpose:
The House of Rebecca believes in fully sustainable fashions that keep transforming themselves until you gett pretty darn sick of them. Made of sewable non-toxic waste materials, each dress is "harvested" from the great Smokey Mountain in Manila by trained specialists who are paid the minimum wage of North Caulkingshire, a tony suburb of Bracknall Glen.
Thank you, Rebecca