Authentic TRASHPO! (street find 12.29.2020). Title: "I'd pay 60 cents for any Trashpo Nuevo"

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Comment by DianeKeys on January 1, 2021 at 12:17am

The glue used on the asemic goggles was a concern then and the long term effects..well, those have become obvious. I don't doubt your story about Dr Porkney, but fact checkers keep Twitter at a high level of integrity. I don't see how any deep stay at home oprahtives could have gotten past them.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 31, 2020 at 11:51pm

I see the world through asemic glasses an old friend gave me long ago. 

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 31, 2020 at 8:39pm

Pugdy Nagasky, she's on Twitter all day long. I don't know how the Real DK and I were separated. I know Pudgy Nagasky is involved with this whole new series of pranks and fakes.

It takes dozens of them. Dave Ulmer & Madawg Painter of Dark, Dennis the Menace Gurggle and no one noticed Moan Lisa is oddly silent? Moan doesn't have the mental capacity or social skills to have organized this.

I believe the real Dk will return to me. She and Lisa Lisa were driving here from El Gin but they never arrived. I knew then.

Comment by DianeKeys on December 31, 2020 at 7:11pm

 Dr. Yoko Pudgy Nag A Sicky sounds very legit, but I am happy to send you these anti-distortion pro-reality glasses for a very high price. They will at least keep you from mentioning the'an army of Dklones are out to get me' thing

Comment by DianeKeys on December 31, 2020 at 6:59pm

DeVillo, I am very encouraged that you were able to.respond, even if you continue to maintain your 'many-me' facticious disordered belief.I believe it is your 'mini-me' that has created the many-me theory to justify all the law suits. The polyester one is hard to get past, but we move on. 

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 31, 2020 at 6:20pm

Dear Fake DK,

I am surprised that you know December 2018 marked my "falling out" with the Real DK. If you communicate with her, you must tell her I have come to my senses and I am dropping the lawsuit. I dream only of the day when it will be again during the idyllic El Gin years. I realize now the food poisoning was not intentional. Tell her that her room still awaits her. I'm taking care of it every day.

Currently I am in communication with a ravishing beauty named Dr. Yoko Pudgy Nag A Sicky. She is possession of information concerning the Kulters and I am slowly unraveling the code. 

Comment by DianeKeys on December 30, 2020 at 7:35pm

I don't know if loose with the truth applies here DVS, as you may just believe what you are saying is true. I believe your obsession with fakes and imposters, while clearly exacerbated by 2020, began around christmas of 2018. It might have been caused by a glitch in the goggles, but has deeper roots in the tragic way Cornelius became trashpo.  Let 2021 be the end of your double vision and the beginning of won ness.

The money creation story is almost entirely false. Like good disinfo, there is always a grain of truth.

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 30, 2020 at 4:53pm

Comment by De Villo Sloan on December 30, 2020 at 4:48pm

Bradford, when I was living in the Kulter mansion in El Gin, DK & I would sit on the porch on hot summer evenings & DK would tell me about what she wanted "when the TrashPocalypse approaches & I go underground."

- DK knew "DK impersonators will be everywhere luring the unwise Kulters from the true path."

- Thus DK & I developed a sign that only we know. This enables me to recognize the Fake DKs as well as the Real DK when she returns.

- Here is the part for you, Bradford. DK said she & some of the Legends of Trashpo had discovered the secret to finding all the money in the street you could ever possibly need. This involved advanced use of the D-VIning Rod. 

One of the Trashpoets we all know makes $2,000 a day finding money in the street using the D-Vining Rod for only 15 minutes!

DK had to go underground before she could share this knowledge with all the Kulters. BUT I HAVE A VERY FEW (Authentic) D-VINING RODS LEFT! 

For a very small fee, compared to the untold riches you will gain from correctly using a D-Vining Rod, the handling fees I am afraid I must require will be like nothing.

Kulters may contact me back channel concerning a D-Vining Rod. Serious enquiries only, please.

Comment by Bradford on December 30, 2020 at 1:32am

I've found nothing larger than a $20 until 2000 when I found a 50-mark note in A'dam which was worth about $25.XX at the time.

Since moving to Deadwood, I've found $200-$400 multiple times.  (January 2015, a hundred and a twenty under a bar stool, then when I bent down to retrieve my find I saw another hundred two seats down.  Since the seats were vacant, the money was mine.)

I found the $400 on the top of the post office waste basket trash where PO Box holders often dump junk mail before leaving the post office.  Since the money was still in a bank drive-through envelope with the receipt, I took it back to the bank as they could identify the account holder from the receipt.  His name was Phil and he said he would give me a reward, they said, but he never came through.

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