Jen Is Not Pregnant

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Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 24, 2011 at 11:29am

Bonjour!

Why have you all gone so quiet?

Is it because Diane has decided that Jen IS pregnant?

Or is it because you are all at the hospital awaiting the non-birth of the twins? Or....?

Regards, Val

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 23, 2011 at 5:11pm

David, might it be the case that in the context of this discussion your language is a little, er, inappropriate?

(I've never had cause to consider the reporductive activities of ghosts before. It's funny what you learn at IUOMA, isn't it?)

Val

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 23, 2011 at 5:06pm

In the interests of Mail Art decency, KDJ, you HAVE to put your clown pants on.

I can't explain machines, let alone ghosts.

I am a Drs.(Dont't ask! It's long and boring...even by my long and boring story-telling standards.)

Regards, Drs VMH

Comment by David Stafford on November 23, 2011 at 5:06pm

The ghosts clearly have no sense of humor....or they're deliberately trying to fuck up your timing...

 

Comment by Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat) on November 23, 2011 at 4:04pm

Did I just read that Angie is now non-pregnant too? Or is there something going on between Snooky and Fonzie? Are they family planning??

And Erni...are you sure? You saw blue or white? You may need a doctor to confirm your situation.

I am a doctor. ;-)

Yep: Doctor Katerina Maria Matejovsky Nikoltsou, with a PhD. or ScEd. or something to that effect in-translation, from Aristotle University of Thessaloniki. (and we all know what Aristotle thinks of non-pregnancy)

Any other Doctors in the house?

 

Comment by DKeys on November 23, 2011 at 3:43pm

it means you're in a fertile time of your life in terms of creative projects and that Jen is definately pregnant with multiples. there must have been fertility drugs involved with this mailing. 

Comment by DKeys on November 23, 2011 at 1:54pm

I love the name Knodle! Great story Val. One I will not forget easily every time I see something resembling noodles or dumplings. I think Knodle is pretty androgynous could be for either gender. Besides, Val knows a lot about the issue of names and gender ambiguity (another great story of his). Maybe the twins could be Knodle and Cnodle. I always hate those trendy twin names that are only slightly different to confuse people for a lifetime. BTW KDJ, Heath has been known to claim paternity at any opportunity, so only a DNA test (by mail) will do. Don't they have some place in the back of a magazine where you can send away for a paternity test? 

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 23, 2011 at 6:02am

Only a Mail Art DNA test will determine who the real father isn't.

I plead 'Not Guilty', your Honour, and will henceforth refuse to answer any further questions on the grounds that such answers might infringe my IUOMA rights (and lefts).

My cats Bianca and Trouble are unclear about the familial relationship between Fonzie and Snooky. Please can someone clarify what exactly it is?

Thankyou. The End for now.

Val

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 23, 2011 at 5:23am

Please can we have a doctor's report on the non pregnancy?

(I'm unsure if the doctor should be of medicine, of astrology, of ancient  Outer Croatian civilisation, or what, but am sure that one of you will either know and/or be able to provide the necessary report.)

Regards, Val

Comment by Valentine Mark Herman on November 23, 2011 at 5:13am

Bonjour!

KDJ: Knodle pronounced Kuh-nuh-dle. A rhyming name? Something Bob Gelfoff-ish perhaps (his children are called Fifie Trixabelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie) -- how about Apple Strudel?

How shall we decide which non-twin gets which name? Do we know if they are boys or girls?

Or corgis?

Gang: Now I've seen Fonzie, I'm rather worried because he looks a bit like Snooky, and Angie and Snooky were the first to hint at Jen's non-pregnancy.

Regardsn Fantom of the Obstricians (a football team in Outer Croatia) Val

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