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The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:
Martha Stuart
Administration:
Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics
Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador
Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men
David Stafford, Dean of Women
De Villo Sloan
Current Students:
Sue Bowen
Dark wall
Diane Keys 
Katerina Nikoltsou
KDJ
My Life As A Collage
Austin Wills James
Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!
Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!
Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation
What are you waiting for? Let's roll!
"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"
- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)
Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

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To recognize Katerina Nikoltsou's outstanding accomplishments

Kat's always ruining the curve:( 
just in time for the premiere of Road Kill the movie on tonight  on  sci fi!!!
Dk - don't be discouraged. An enrollment of 2 makes sort of a dramatic curve. That recent post - is that roadkill wallpaper? What is that?
It is RK wallpaper, but I guess if you can't tell I have more work to do. Maybe KAT would be willing to tutor me.  Do you help with career placement after we finish the course?
Oh wow Diane, that interior design is SO fantastic!
I never dreamed this would be this
No Kat, this is amazing.  Probably too avante garde for the mainstream.  Yours is high end, my price point is somewhere around infomercial.  I hear DVS is tight with The Donald, so we should be getting some distribution channels happening here. 

I'm taking a multi-pronged. We'll have a special designer upscale line: DK-RK, KAT - stuff like that. But we'll also have an affordable line for everyone. Right now I have my eye the market below. I think it will be BIG in this market. Notice the dumpster. Imagine walking inside and finding RK wallpaper. It's a perfect fit. Perfect:

HEY! Where'd y'all find a picture of my street?!

(heehee)

Our first customer!!
Probably what's needed is an Asemic Wallpaper Catalog. It would have a mix of design splotches and these gorgeous interior shots. Problem is, you think I'm joking...

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