FULL FRONTAL NUDITY FROM KDJ

[David Stafford]

It's not often we receive full frontal nudity in our mailbox here on Alamo Drive. Especially when it concerns the mail of the species. But KDJ goes boldly where others fear to tread and besides she's merely recording an actual historical event: The Day Johnny Walker Left His Pants at Home. Much like Lady Godiva's famous ride without her extensive PR team, Johnny Walker's Walk, as it's known in the deep, deep impenetrably deep South, was one of those watershed events that turned the tide. Mainly because in those here parts they had never seen one like it before. In fact, many had not seen one at all. Land Sakes o' Goshen was a cry heard from behind many a shuttered window whose drapes were pulled back a tad to bare witness to Johnny's thingie as he wobbled across hill and dale. A hill and dale ,which we remark, resembled a landscape out of Gauguin or Cezanne or somebody like that. So infamous was his stroll that Patrick Gilmore was inspired to write "When Johnny Comes Bobblin' Home" later changed to the more familiar "When Johnny comes Jigglin' Home." Thank you, KDJ. Your card is an invaluable addition to our extensive collection of Pornographic Civil War Memorabilia.

 

 

[Lesley Magwood Fraser]

I dont think I would like a Maraschino cherry in MY whisky... but glad he forgot his pants.

[DKeys]

Thanks Oh Boy, that is very funny. Sounds much better in French

[David Stafford]

Wow, the things you learn at IUOMA. Culture with a Vengeance. (hmmm, possible film noir title)

[Oh Boy]

L.H.O.O.Q., is the name of Marcel Duchamp's Mona Lisa with a Salvador Dali mustache.

The letters when pronounced in French, form the sentence "Elle a chaud au cul", which can be translated as

"She has a hot ass,"

[DKeys]

Skybridge-you speak in code--what in the world is LHOOQ?

[DKeys]

Wow, did that get my attention. I always thought KDJ was pretty saucy. Love this piece FFN -bold new territory