David Staffords's Art Opening at the Diane Keys Gallery a raging success!!!!!

[DKeys]

The opening was a success. We had approximately 1,223 visitors, of which 5 signed the guest book. They had this to say about David's latest series of artspace desktops:  "Where is the bathroom?"  " Stafford provides a framework through which understanding obfuscates unknowability."--Dave Hickey, Food Critic Magazine. "Where's the food?"--Dave Hickey, Food Critic Magazine  "I was a little disappointed as I was hoping to see more of David's spleen shaped rock installations, but began to see the beauty and subtlety of his newest series. I took it to mean that it is not the creation itself , but the act of creation that is important.  That, or he's getting lazy." "How do I go about purchasing a David Stafford original? I want it on my wall next to my Mondrian--to which I see similarities.I've got a budget of $100.00 Does he barter?" 

The highlight was when David began doing impromptu caricatures of the guests. He then mixed and matched their body parts,  an exquisite corpse-esque commentary on the quintessence of exquisite corpseness. For more information on the work of David Stafford, please call his info hotline:  1-800-Got-Davi

[xx Jones]

David, sofa-size would be good. Could you do colour coordination? -  But really, I would be happy with anything. We have been thinking about building an extension - it could be specifically designed to house your work. That would be a dream! I also have some space under my bed.

[DKeys]

would you like your art 'sofa-sized? order the David McStafford wile supplies last. David your commitment to great customer service is honorable, but you can't keep giving it all away! How will you ever afford a new wardrobe? You just can't reason with artists.

[De Villo Sloan]

David has been bringing tears to our eyes for two years. Welcome to the club, xx. "Not a dry eye in the house."

[David Stafford]

DVS brings up a good point. XX do you want I should sofa-size that art?

[xx Jones]

David, this is bringing tears to my eyes 

[De Villo Sloan]

David Stafford's popnoir work is still reasonably priced anyway. Day's Inn cancelled the deal when they actually saw the images, so there's a flood of them on the market. Why would they say this isn't good motel room art?

[David Stafford]

Goldurnit, XX this is breaking my heart. I'm going to circumvent the will of the powerful gallery owners who don't want you to own a Stafford and send you ABSOLUTELY FREE OF CHARGE an original giclee of a print of a concept. By me...

[xx Jones]

What a shame, I waited too long, I dont think I can afford a Stafford now.

[DKeys]

the medium is Sharpie on Paper Napkin

[DKeys]

David's self-portrait has sold for $1 M of which .000000005 percent will be donated to the Santa Fe chapter of Hoarders Anonymous