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The table below shows the names and order of months in a pataphysical year with their corresponding Gregorian dates and approximate translations or meanings by Hugill.[43]

Pataphysical year
Month Starts Ends Translation
Absolu 8 September 5 October Absolute
Haha 6 October 2 November Ha Ha
As 3 November 30 November Skiff
Sable 1 December 28 December Sand or heraldic black
Décervelage 29 December 25 January Debraining
Gueules 26 January 22/23 February Heraldic red or gob
Pédale 23/24 February 22 March Bicycle pedal
Clinamen 23 March 19 April Swerve
Palotin 20 April 17 May Ubu's henchmen
Merdre 18 May 14 June Pshit
Gidouille 15 June 13 July Spiral
Tatane 14 July 10 August Shoe or being worn out
Phalle 11 August 7 September Phallus

For example:

  • 8 September 1873 (vulg.) = 1 Absolu 1
  • 1 January 2000 (vulg.) = 4 Décervelage 127
  • 10 November 2012 (vulg.)(Saturday) = 8 As 140 (Sunday)

see today's date at: http://mmai.github.io/pataphysical-date/

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Are you a A practitioner of 'pataphysics: a 'pataphysician or a 'pataphysicist?

Started by Ruud Janssen. Last reply by Ruud Janssen Apr 8. 7 Replies

There must be a way to know wether one is or not. Have a look at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/'PataphysicsContinue

Information on 'Pataphysics

Started by Ruud Janssen. Last reply by Elmer Elevator Nov 7, 2015. 8 Replies

Can you guide me to good sources on the subject 'Pataphysics?Continue

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Comment by Aaron M. on July 9, 2016 at 7:04am

This is definitely an interesting concept, 'pataphysics.

I just think it might take me a while to wrap my head around it, or maybe to stop trying and let it wrap itself around my head.

Comment by carl baker on July 2, 2016 at 3:39am

WHENEVER possible substitute constructions out of known entities for inferences to unknown entities,    or more to the point substitute constructions out of unknown entities for inferences to known entities.

Comment by MISS NOMA on May 23, 2016 at 3:35am
Comment by MISS NOMA on May 23, 2016 at 3:32am
SATRAP BORIS VIAN WAS A POLYMATH [AMONG HIS MANY ACHIVEMENTS HE IS RIGHTLY REGARDED AS A BRILLIANT ' PATAPHYSICIAN & THE WORLDS GREATEST FILM CRITIC] SEE ...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Vian

THERE IS ALSO A SATRAP BORIS GROUP HERE AT IUOMA
Comment by DaveA on May 18, 2016 at 4:40am

To make this into book,

Print slowly.

One page at a time.

Set to full page, no margins, 7.5”x11” portrait.

With the first page, turn the paper over and put it back in the

Paper feed with the Brain image on the bottom right side facing away

From You.

Print second page set to full page, no margins, 7.5”x11 portrait.

NOW it’s back to back yah?

Fold the second page in half from top to bottom

Neatly. Origami mofo kudasai.

Crease it.

Fold from in half from side to side with the brain image on the inside.

Unfold and use scissors to cut across the paper from right to left or left to right from side to side, to the eye. Staple the middle from top to bottom or bottom to top, if you wanna.

Refold from top to bottom.

You made book. 

                                    Adave 5/2016

 

Page 6 and 7 are left unsullied by words, in case you gonna add your own.

If you do, lay out 7 rightside up, and 6 upside down. 

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