Unofficial Poll RE: McMass

[DKeys]

Hi--I am doing an unofficial poll for a story I am writing. A christian company is looking to crowdfund their project they are calling "McMass" In an effort to increase waning church attendence, they are looking to put a McDonald's inside a church.  My question is:

would this make you any more likely to attend church?

[Richard Canard]

29.11.14 Double Dare Ms. Diane K., Your unofficial poll  here at the IUOMA is directed to the wrong source. Too many eccentrics,independent thinkers & educated palates  in this  batch to do the plight of the church in contemporary society much good. McMass is indeed  best served &  aimed at the masses--you know, those folk that really matter & cause things  to happen & really run  everything anyway by just being the 90% ...which of course you already figured out to begin with....although Ms. Nancy Bell Scott's notion of " a  bar" along with a  McMenu could easily enrich & expand the whole notion of Communion. Cheers, Richard

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Only if looking for someplace to throw up, and I never look for that. If they put a bar in there, I might attend, but only if drunk and don't know what I'm doing.

[Petrolpetal]

The short answer to your question is "no"...but a sushi bar...or topless waiters...

On a related note - and this is a true story - (as all of mine are, of course,). I do some work in the centre of town, opposite a beautiful old church. It (the church) has now been converted into a Fried Chicken outlet, and an internet café. I haven't been inside yet but I am endlessly amused by the transformation. I'll take some photos for you next time I'm there!

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

Perhaps a KFC in the church? 

Would she go to a McMass:

[Richard Canard]

29.11.14 Dare Ms. Diane K., I like the thinking here (although not really that far- fetched in terms of things like "The Ronald McDonald House") ----great idea !!! ...(that is, as a DKULT idea. I personally would probably lean toward" Pizza Hut"  & would- in all probability -have trouble  in keeping my saint list straight) Is this another Trashy Novel of yours? All best to you. Richard C.