Newest Dkult Marketing Pamphlet for mass distribution at strip malls and parades

[DKeys]

Please place your bulk order for missionary work. First ten to order get a free ticket to Mr. Tinkler's Travelling Dead Cat Performance Art Extravaganza and one free item from a yard sale--last page posted in the comments section

[De Villo Sloan]

Do you know the identities....

[De Villo Sloan]

S-Bridge, do you the identities of any of the 14 Secret Masters of the World? Your response can be confidential if you're worried any of them are here. 

[De Villo Sloan]

Interesting, Blaster Al, Zack and that crew - and in those days Seattle and Portland were hoppin spots for that stuff - targeted laundromats with all their "tacky little brochures" advertising scholarships, schools, religions & basically organizations that didn't exist (sometimes trying to solicit money), according to legend.

[De Villo Sloan]

Leggo of my Trashpo

[De Villo Sloan]

dk get me into a missionary position. scoop the soup

[De Villo Sloan]

I really think there needs to be a dumpster campaign - at least a Kult or Trashpo stamp on every dumpster people frequent.

 

Wasn't KDJ working on a certain number of hours in the day committed to missionary work?

[Rebecca Guyver]

I'm making a formal complaint that you post all the funniest stuff when the euroPEONs are sleeping!

[DKeys]

Lisa, you are a freakin genius. That is hysterical. Is it any wonder you are the highest paid (only paid) employee at DKult?The red velvet chair is so yours.

Yes DVS-piggybacking on campaign materials is a great idea. Must get out DKult tagging materials again. One abode challenged individual came to us after seeing Dkult graffiti under a bridge. He said a leprechaun told him that the pot of Gold was at the Elgin Mansion. He also said that he was Lou Ferigno, but I have no reason not to believe him.

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, I've worked the laundromat circuit before. 

For the more adventurous - with the U.S. presidential election coming to fever pitch in the next few weeks, there will be opportunities to cash in on the millions they've spent on marketing.

When you see that Obama poster, make sure there is a DKult stamp on his picture - so it looks like he's wearing it as a name tag.

If you see a Romney sign in someone's yard, make sure it says "Vote DKult."

Let's get the word out.

PS -I'm working on some "Free Tinkler" signs too.

[DKeys]

DVS-I can send you the original. I can only hope that the Laundromat Outreach Initiative (LOI) is as successful as the bowling alley and Meat Anonymous ones were. Not Hi Ng did an extensive study of our demographic and focus groups confirm that anyone is fair game.