My first DK art

[Svenja Wahl]

Happy mail week for me: Diane Keys send me this great mail art as a surprise. The part on top (if it is the top) looks like an old anatomical drawing (or a river delta??) - it's wonderful, Diane, thank you very much!

[De Villo Sloan]

"Dont ask. Don't tell."

[David Stafford]

Reina de Trashpo

[DKeys]

you guys are cracking me up. I feel tremendous pressure now to come up with these promised (by DVS--who is the slacker manager of DKult) decoder rings. The one I sent to DVS was found in ancient ruins in Mexico, was cursed by a gypsy, had the curse taken off by a shaman, was blessed by someone channeling the Archangel Michael, then dipped in the ganges,  sent to K-tel for tweaking, then  sprinkled with fairy dust by magical elves and shipped to him. He refuses to accept that the ring only works if you are wearing tights. Svenja-your English is excellent. DK fingers sound good and like enlightenment, taste like chicken. KDJ--godmother makes me sound old. Trashpo Diva is good :)

[Svenja Wahl]

Yummiest!

[Svenja Wahl]

DVS, thanks a lot, now I know EXACTLY what this ring is about!! I can't imagine the disappointment when you finally got it and it didn't work. I'll try myself and get one, cross your DK-fingers! (I'm never really sure if the English I'm writing isn't terrible offensive, DK-fingers??)

[De Villo Sloan]

I don't think it's DKs fault. She has a really bad manager.

[De Villo Sloan]

Way to go, Svenja! Every DK fan deserves a free D-Koder ring. Supposedly, this enables you to read secret messages in DK mail-art. It must have taken six months to get that D-Koder ring. Then this broken piece of Trashpo arrived. In its day, it must have been a nice ring - like 200 years ago. So I go to DK's blog with my D-Koder ring because I've been waiting 6 months to get the answer to some very PERSONAL and EMBARRASSING questions. On DK's blog there is this Buddha that says things like: "Tastes like chicken." So I'm thinking there must be a secret message. Nada. Nothing. Squat. The D-Koder ring is clearly defective.Now I'm the biggest DK fan this side of Love Canal, but the customer service could be better.

[Svenja Wahl]

I barely have the courage to admit that I don't have the slightest idea what this ring might be - but nevertheless: I want one, DK!

[DKeys]

Yippee!!! DKult-Germany!! I think this makes 6 or 7 total. I really need to find a wholesaler for these decoder rings. DVS' ring isn't broken, he just refuses to read the instruction manual

[De Villo Sloan]

Hello Svenja, then you are a part of the DK Fan Klub - D-KULT aka DKULTRA. I am part of DKULTNY - DKULT - New York. You should receive a free D-Koder ring. The one I received is broken.