David Stafford

[Petrolpetal]

Enchanting!

[De Villo Sloan]

PP - you called him Dick Duck! Nobody has called him Dick Duck since he mailed Geof Huth a beer can flattened by a truck that said "Found Asemic Poem" or something like that. A watershed moment in Asemia, but how did you figure out Dick Duck? It's a genuine canard.

[David Stafford]

Alas, after I came up with this idea/product line I found out the market (in the US and elsewhere) is completely and utterly saturated. Hence our new congress. Aside to Mr. Canard. Yes, it's true there's a lack of focus that usually creates an unintentional ambiguity which a choice few have interpreted as taste or style or something undefinably charming but really it's just old-fashioned All-American A.D.D. combined with a powerful deficit of artistic skill. What can I say? It's been a win-win combo for me. In short, I don't have any idea what it means and on those occasion when I do the "art" tends to be polemical and stale.

[Petrolpetal]

Deer Msr Dick Duck
But after all what could be more rational than seaing only what you want to sea,and not seaing those inconvenient truths? I think the specs will be a runaway commercial,philosophical and maybe even spiritual success. Faithlessly yours, Mme Essence Pétale

[Richard Canard]

20.12.14 Dare Ms. Petra Flowerpetal,  Chances are, (given your obviously usual rational approach) you would not  have a problem in dealing with such shameless commercialization from the psychic wizard  of Santa Fe...but all of us here at the IUOMA are I'm afraid  not quite that perceptive.  I mean , ...really???.... Rose Colored glasses that are multi-colored???....& that make you smarter?  I've seen  David Stafford's works presented here  before  &  he oftentimes causes my head to hurt. Sure, his clever drawings & ideas always sound good & look good --but somehow or another, I always end up feeling dumbfounded.  Sinsnickerly, Richard C.