D-Kult Insta-Blog

[David Stafford]

The stated purpose of the D-Kult Insta-blog was, as established during the IHOP Convention of 1953, to decrease intra-state tensions by getting the gratitude out in real time. It wasn't until June of this year that an app has allowed this to happen. We're extremely grateful to Bob Simms aka StarryStarryBlight for developing this technology. 

D-Kult sympathizers will know that last week I sent the Keys Family Players a box that contained an ancient, withered cocktail appetizer. No one remembered what it was before it dried into thick caramel crust affixed to an impossibly hip plastic toothpick that resembles a party goer circa 1965. 

Today, at 2:30 pm I received the self-same box chockful of D-Kult Gold proving the adage: "Whatever you throw at Elgin will come back at you 10-fold!"

There's really too much to catalog here so I'll just hit the highlights. Magic beans, (See inset for magic beans that are incised with the words "love" and "happy everyday,") the letter G in Gold Glitter, an antique gumball (this is going straight to eBay), members of Diane's new civilization, Model 3.15, ties, zippers, several blueprints for underpants, a story about Mud and some ancient lemon drink in a wax container. In sum: D-Kult Gold, the kind you won't find in any stores, my friends. Thank you, Diane. 

This concludes our first realtime insta-blog. Thanks once again to Bob Simms for the app that made all this happen.