Cow Ear Muffs Buffallo Affirmations

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Cow Ear Muffs Buffallo Affirmations

COW on the LEFT...is that BUFF ELBOWS RIGHTis wearing EAR MUFFS odali$qued: Happiness I am now constrained to abundance, “happiness” or its absence infirmity. No, but be quiet and let me go on with my story. I get spam from Versailles.

Location: Chanhassen, Minnesota Land of Ten Thousand Buff Elbows
Members: 39
Latest Activity: Aug 7, 2022

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Buff Elbow Polka 1 Reply

Started by Rain Rien Nevermind. Last reply by yves maraux Jul 14, 2009.

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Comment by Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat) on August 31, 2009 at 1:27pm

Lots of bulls...
Lots of GREEK bulls....
(our cow seems happy enough, eh?)
Comment by Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat) on August 31, 2009 at 1:24pm

LeMare for Wilma:
"Somewhere beyond the sea,
somewhere waiting for me,
my cow stands on golden sands
and watches the ships that go sailing..."
(Is that a French song? Naw, a bobby Darin song...)
Okay, okay, so its a bull in the sea,
where there are cows...there are bulls, right?
Comment by Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat) on August 31, 2009 at 1:21pm

Them thar cows are on their way to La Maison, TiAr!
and they are singin: (have ya herd this one, Rod?)
"Get your motor runnin'
head out on the highway...
lookin' for adventure...
in whatever comes our way..."
(They really, really, really like TicTac's stamps)
Beautiful here, just beautiful!
(Will someone please invite Medwolf to see these cows?)
Comment by yves maraux on August 31, 2009 at 9:49am

Comment by Rod Summers / VEC on August 29, 2009 at 10:59am
HAVE YOU HERD THE ONE ABOUT THE COW GIRL WHO COULDN'T KEEP HER CALVES TOGETHER?
Comment by Rod Summers / VEC on August 29, 2009 at 10:58am

Comment by Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat) on August 28, 2009 at 9:41pm
Moo thinkin' a frog atop that cow
might lick up all them thar flies?
Comment by yves maraux on August 28, 2009 at 7:29am
the chewing cown has a chewing guwn
Comment by Rod Summers / VEC on August 27, 2009 at 5:01pm
Well I know I have a big head but that big it isn't... I hope! Anyway I only borrowed the fly net and the owner wouldn't want it back covered in cow drool. I was sort of expecting that one of the computer graphic whizzes that occupy this space would stick a net on this poor cow's head... but then the flies would be on the inside. For some solutions there are no problems... is a cow's tail long enough to flick the flies from it's face? Apparently not, that's a poke in the eye for evolution. What I want to know is... what chemicals are those other cows on this site dipped in to keep them fly free?
Comment by Rod Summers / VEC on August 27, 2009 at 12:15pm

Moo makes fly nets for cows?
Get cowda my face!
 

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