The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

De Villo Sloan

Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[De Villo Sloan]

Listen up kids! Here's the prototype for the asemic headgear. When you wear it, everything is asemic. And it plays music. This thing is not very aesthetically pleasing. And Bruno's worried wearing it will mess up his hair. No problems, only solutions, right?

[De Villo Sloan]

side view:

[De Villo Sloan]

Asemic headgear - is this inter-media or what? Too bad Dick Higgins can't be here to see it. You know, Dick and Martha were very close.

[DKeys]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Tanned-Skunk-Hides-XL-size-Fur-CoatsTrapping-Fu...

Can somebody help me figure out how to make these hides into some great Martha Stuart quality pieces?

 

[DKeys]

Now THIS is a brilliant idea. Do you have any idea how to make these oven mits? I have a great source for the skunk hides as you can see. Ebay really does have everything don't they.

[My Life As A Collage]

i bet you could sell thse on etsy no prob.

 

putting them on the first time is the hardest...

[DKeys]

You're right. Even skunk gloves would be cool. If such a thing really exists I'll be scared. But etsy has just about everything too doesn't it. this could put us on the map

[My Life As A Collage]

[De Villo Sloan]

DK - you are headed for the Dean's List! I don't know much about processing animal skins - but the idea is great.

[DKeys]

A very happy customer enjoying their newly designed house courtesy of Kat's asemic wallpaper designs!!!

[DKeys]

Yes! It arrived and I love them. Good old school "Cut and Paste"executed masterfully.  DVS must be very proud. Yes, these girls are living a life of luxury, obviously because of the tremedously high price of our asemic designs. High end clients only can afford to be this stylish. Headgear? I don't know. I'm not good with the whole virtual reality thing

 

[My Life As A Collage]