Now I will have to put on my starched white shirt and dress slacks and go door-to-door to pass out my pamphlets and discuss the saving grace of DKult [art]...
All of this paraphernalia arrived stuffed in a Kane County Jury Commission envelope--repurposed and re-addressed to me. (I hope our DKult leader isn't shirking her civic duties by sending her jury summons "accidentally" out-of-state. I can just hear the excuses tumbling out in front of the sargeant-at-arms: "Umm.... it must have got lost in the mail!")
And anyway, I beg for mercy from the courts, 'cause IT AIN'T NO CRIME TO SEND FABULOUS TRASHPO THROUGH THE MAIL!!!
Included were some GREAT Trashpo ATCs. (Don't worry, Diane, I was NEVER a stickler for keeping within those strict measurement guidelines--some control freaks are so WEIRD about that!!)
...And some comic book entertainment...
These comics were undoubtedly written by someone from Vermont (where I grew up), because the official Vermont State Slang was recorded in my favorite panel:
Not one, but TWO DKult recruiting pamphlets included for my brainwashing delight:
And some favorite recruiting techniques from the literature...
why... I've never experienced STICKY SIT before! BUT THAT DOESN"T MEAN IT COULDN"T HAPPEN TO YOU!!
These pamphlets make it easy--ANYONE can help be a recruiter!! Thanks, Diane! Is there a quota of new members I'm supposed to fulfill? Frankly, I can't believe people aren't breaking down the headquarter doors in order to sign-up!