Copyright infringent

This is my copyright notice:

This message is from the one and only Valentine Mark Herman, aka “Val'n'Mark” (to his friends – nb plural – and animals).

Valentine Mark Herman asserts his moral and immoral rights for this message.

The right and left, as well as the top and bottom, and the middle, too, of Valentine Mark Herman to be identified as the author of this message has also been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Copyleft, Copycat and Copywrong and Patents Act, 2019, and associated EU legislative measures, especially those concerning Mental Health and the Safety of Art (Sending & Receiving Directive, EU 57/2012).

All rights and lefts are reserved. No part of this message may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, microwave, existential, astrological, mechanical, Marxist-Leninist-Trotsky-Maoist, photocopying, recording, extra-terrestrial, under-water, fracking or otherwise) without the prior written permission of Valentine Mark Herman – which will only be given if a request is submitted with a suitable amount of $100 or €100 bills accompanying it. Any person who does any unauthorized act in relation to this message may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims to damages for crimes against Art and/or Valentine Mark Herman.. Furthermore, their hair will fall out, their cars won't start, their cats will scratch their furniture, their make-up will run, their glue-sticks will dry up, and they may be confined indefinitely.

Details of all other matters concerning this copyright notice can be found below.

This electronic mail message is intended to be opened and read, but not eaten, and is confidential and for the use only of the individual, animal, piece of fruit, or legal entity to whom it is addressed. It may also be legally privileged: we are neither legally privileged, nor legally competent, to say if it is, or isn't.... work it out for yourself, but get it wrong, and we will sue you. If the reader of this message is not the intended addressee or recipient, you are hereby notified that any use, distribution, copying, dissemination, micro-waving, collaging, reproduction (of any human species), retention (anal, oral, or whatever: thanks Sigmund!) and the taking of any action in reliance on the contents of this electronic mail message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this electronic mail message in error please immediately notify us by pigeon post and return the original message to your nearest Lidl store .

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§ Plus handling charges. Plus management fees. Plus bank costs. Plus international money transfer fees. Plus the costs of translation from English to Sanskrit of any accompanying documents of our choice. Plus credit card charges (we do NOT accept AmEx). Plus extra baggage costs. Plus a penalty fee for not printing out your boarding card. Plus parking charges. In addition, packing costs are extra. In addition, postage is extra. In addition, insurance is extra. In addition, extra extras are extra. Any other costs incurred can, and, believe you me, will be imposed without prior notification by the supplier. (me). Especially at the end of the day, week, quarter, month or financial year., when I am particularly short of cash – like now.

Am I alone in thinking it'srather sad -- if not desperate -- for Pedrag to have to use large bold font and an annoyingly moving logo-thing to get his point across?

I needed your ''attention '' like chocolate needs garlic.