The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper - Start Your Career Today! - Special Discount for Prisoners

[De Villo Sloan]

Founder:

Martha Stuart

Administration:

Katerina Nikoltsou, Dean of Asemics

Diane Keys, Minister of Propaganda, Student Ambassador

Snooker the Amazing Mail-art Dog, Dean of Men

David Stafford, Dean of Women

De Villo Sloan

Current Students:

Sue Bowen

Dark wall

Diane Keys 

Katerina Nikoltsou

KDJ

My Life As A Collage

Austin Wills James

Applications still being accepted! Post your work in the MSSAWP discussion thread!

Don't put off today what you can do tomorrow!

Our state-of-the-art facilities put you an environment that will be very similar to your first big job after graduation

What are you waiting for? Let's roll!

"Why put off today what you can do tomorrow?"

- Martha Stuart (advice to John Lennon and Yoko Ono during the recording of Revolution #9)

Our faculty and staff are here to serve you!

[De Villo Sloan]

To recognize Katerina Nikoltsou's outstanding accomplishments

[Diane Keys]

Kat's always ruining the curve:( 

[Diane Keys]

just in time for the premiere of Road Kill the movie on tonight  on  sci fi!!!

[De Villo Sloan]

Dk - don't be discouraged. An enrollment of 2 makes sort of a dramatic curve. That recent post - is that roadkill wallpaper? What is that?

[Diane Keys]

It is RK wallpaper, but I guess if you can't tell I have more work to do. Maybe KAT would be willing to tutor me.  Do you help with career placement after we finish the course?

[De Villo Sloan]

Oh wow Diane, that interior design is SO fantastic!

[De Villo Sloan]

I never dreamed this would be this

[MomKat]

But Thank You, Professor Sloan, for the gold star! ;-)

[Diane Keys]

No Kat, this is amazing.  Probably too avante garde for the mainstream.  Yours is high end, my price point is somewhere around infomercial.  I hear DVS is tight with The Donald, so we should be getting some distribution channels happening here. 

[De Villo Sloan]

I'm taking a multi-pronged. We'll have a special designer upscale line: DK-RK, KAT - stuff like that. But we'll also have an affordable line for everyone. Right now I have my eye the market below. I think it will be BIG in this market. Notice the dumpster. Imagine walking inside and finding RK wallpaper. It's a perfect fit. Perfect:

[Austin Wills James]

HEY! Where'd y'all find a picture of my street?!

(heehee)

[Diane Keys]

Our first customer!!