Unofficial Poll RE: McMass

[DKeys]

Hi--I am doing an unofficial poll for a story I am writing. A christian company is looking to crowdfund their project they are calling "McMass" In an effort to increase waning church attendence, they are looking to put a McDonald's inside a church.  My question is:

would this make you any more likely to attend church?

[vizma bruns]

No worries, Nancy. I'll just hang around and altruistically bolster the peeps in the bar who need holding up during boring services.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Thanks for the save, Viz! Yes, DK, I'd consider joining, but only if actual attendance is not required. They'd have to allow me to rest agnostically in the bar part while services were going on.

[DKeys]

Because I think The Church makes a great name for a bar then you could tell your friends you were going to church. these idiots want to have a McDonalds which is MUCH unhealthier than alcohol

[DKeys]

so are you guys saying if the church put in a bar you'd consider joining ?

[vizma bruns]

In Australia, pie is made of meat, or something resembling it. Nancy, I'd happily meet you at the McBarChurch next time you're drunk and don't know what you're doing.

[DKeys]

my fave quote will be 

'would only go if looking for a place to puke"

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Ok, but only lightly skewed please.

[DKeys]

Kat--Attitude Girl is a vegan--which is part of why she has an attitude. she mostly only eats pie

[DKeys]

these responses are great. yes, hadn't thought of writing trashy novels but that is a fantastic idea.  logical transition from trashbooks to trashynovels.  my poll is completely biased of course because I try to insulate myself from anyone who would actually think this was an awesome idea.  Petrol--please do find some pics!! or if you know the name of it I would love to look it up!!  can i use any of yours guyses quotes  heavily skewed and edited and anonymous of course? lmk

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Except, Sir Richard, the McMenu needs to be sent to the furnace. No McMenu in the bar OR the church itself--too much temptation for some, and you know where that leads.