Received from MinXus-Lynxus, somewhere in the Eastern Hemisphere--MinXus Solar Festival Fortune (certified and authentic)

[Bifidus Jones]

Ah, homework. Even in the summer. Still, it's refreshing to be able to take one's fate into one's own hands and I am eager to begin filling in the missing bits.

I have questions though. Many. For example, where do I read this amended fortune out? In the privacy of my homestead? At granny's grave?  Do I read it out to myself? On the city bus, in front of little kids with spoons? Will there be booth rental fees involved at this MinXus Solar Festival thing? Financial aid for said booths? will poetry be recited upon request? and what about popcorn? WHO IS YOUR LEADER?? Do you have the proper permits or is this all a bit of charming anarchy your after? WHAT I really want to know is, do you have the funds and manpower to manage those uninvited crybabies who go about OCCUPYING everything? Even you, whoever you are, must admit, Occupy MinXus-Lynxus is a possibility. Are you prepared for that?

I await your answers with bated breath and remain, as ever, your Bifidus

[Bifidus Jones]

Molar Festival--why didn't I think of that?! Last year I mailed my wisdom teeth to Cecil Touchon for his Fluxcase Micro Museum run by the Ontological Museum something or other in Texas. I suppose there's a whole metaphorical--better yet--philosophical thing about people mailing teeth to each other...

[De Villo Sloan]

Maybe you could call it Dolor Festival. Or in honor of Marie mailing her teeth to people: Molar Festival.

[Marie Wintzer]

Thanks Katerina! Yes please post them back. Or if you prefervyou can write it down and just send me a message. It's up to you, really.... Anything goes.

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

It's a wonderful MinXus SOLAR Festival, (or is that a So-La-Doe-Ray-ME Festival?)

but surely we must post our fortunes to Marie...

she will take care to have them read...perhaps aloud to minx and other creatures?

[De Villo Sloan]

So-Lard-Butt Festival

[cheryl penn]

No - The So-LAr One.

[De Villo Sloan]

Cheryl, it's the So-What? Festival.

[cheryl penn]

So are you posting your reply or not??? I am in a quandary over mine...  I'm OFTEN not prepared... but will take popcorn with every order, after all its a So-LAr festival aint it? X

[Marie Wintzer]

Bifidus!! Can I hug you? :-))
All these questions will be answered in due time....