Pocket shred of 'Shroud of Elgin' from De Villo Sloan, with Certificate of Authenticity

[Nancy Bell Scott]

It's a dream come true, and DVS made it happen! When he announced he was taking orders from trashpo aficionados for DK shroud shreds, I jumped at the chance and requested a pocket (as I believe pockets are underrated). Within a day or two, after no doubt a lot of hard work, DVS wrote back that not only had he located a pocket shred but he had already sent it off to me, with a Certificate of Authenticity:

Although a very satisfied owner of trashpo art from Diane already, I was beyond excited by the opportunity to obtain an official D-Kollectible from DKultNY, and as I understand it one of the first pieces of the Shroud of Elgin. The testimonials in DVS's certificate have already convinced me that my DK pocket shred will take me to paradise in short order, from where I too will want to add to the testimonials and help the Shroud of Elgin to reach its full potential. Orders are being taken, people, now don't miss out.

It is most special to me that DVS took his valuable time to write a rare personal note. In fact, these items arrived in the very first envelope ever to arrive in Maine from DVS, and that alone would be a thrill and adds immeasurably to the miraculous obtaining of the Shroud of Elgin pocket shred. DVS also threw in a few shreds of his own asemic art, which I prize just as much as my D-Kollectible! To document the facts in this paragraph, shown below are the envelope itself, with said shreds: Thanks so much, DVS, you're the best: you've made DKultMAINE happy and raised our trashpo prestige higher than one ever would have thought possible!

[prettylily]

See what I mean?  I ended up asking for one.  What a salesman you are!.

[De Villo Sloan]

Sue, I'm going to send you a D-Kollectible at no cost to you whatever. I am confident there will soon be a quote from you in the D-Katalog. I'll transfer you to one of our operators now

[prettylily]

DVS, I am always a bit skeptical when I see the words AMAZING & OPPORTUNIY on the same page.  BUT WAIT - they were not in the same paragraph.  The claims of recipients are also a little iffy.  When I see it on a pancake I will believe.

 

 

test it for myself?  It's my nature to be  question.  Now I have to call my bank and transfer money to a prince in need. 

[De Villo Sloan]

Sue, I can't believe you would sully this sacred blog with the words "snake oil." I stand behind the guarantee that every D-Kollectible is absolutely, totally authentic. 

 

Orders are very strong for Elgin Shrouds shreds because of the tremendous benefits they offer. I am taking orders until they are gone.

 

Svenja, an authentic D-Kollectible will soon be on its ways to you.

[prettylily]

NBS, it looks authentic, but I think De Villo could sell snake oil.  Requesting a pocket was clever of you though.  So many uses for pockets............

[Svenja Wahl]

Wow, wonderful shreds of shrouds (don't know what that means but it just sounds to funny!). Great blog Nancy, and fantastic DKollectibels, DSVS!!