Diane Keys Yard Sale: Rare DK mail-art for sale - ridiculously low prices - everything must go!

[De Villo Sloan]

February 19, 2014 - Due to unforeseen financial setbacks and pressures, I am offering for sale three extremely rare pieces by mail-art legend Diane Keys. You can profit from my pain and suffering. These are priced to sell fast:

Diane Keys mail-art to KDJ circa 2011 - possibly one of the first exchanges. Comes with letter of authentication signed by KDJ. ($699.99 or best offer)

A personal fav - I weep to part with it. DK pays me back for postage due. ($999.99 or best offer)

Diane Keys to Richard Canard ($299.99)

SERIOUS inquiries only - contact me via IUOMA email.

[DKeys]

btw, you told me the postage due was a good tax write off for you! the only guilt weighing on my conscience are those early DKult experiments. 

[DKeys]

there is a very special watermark on all DK art that can not be imitated. It is a porcine hoof print. buyer beware!!!!

[De Villo Sloan]

& yeah, the postage due fines you stuck me with over the last three years add up to a hefty total, since you brought it up. But that's not what this is about. Guilty conscience?

[De Villo Sloan]

Fakes? That's a serious accusation, DK. I have KDJ's guarantee as well as my own on the postage due.

I am close to sealing a deal with RJ here. You're clearly trying to sabotage it.

[DKeys]

Darnit!! once again I think I'm going to have to pay to get my own fake shit back.  I tell you, short someone postage once and they never forget it.  these are all hilarious but it is so obvious they are faked as I would never have sent you postage to reimburse you!! I hope Litter Richard makes you an offer on the whole lot even if only to get that dollar bill. on a serious note, okay there is NO serious note to be had here, this is hysterical. you have outdone yourself DVS and I am soooo happy to finally see a DK fake! Ruud, if you buy this you should stipulate that the money NOT be spent on cigs and alcohol!

[De Villo Sloan]

Thank you, Ruud. I will make a deal: You send me all the Fluxus bucks in your archives. I will send you all these authentic DK pieces with free postage.

[Ruud Janssen]

Can I pay in Bitcoins?