Diane Keys Yard Sale: Rare DK mail-art for sale - ridiculously low prices - everything must go!

[De Villo Sloan]

February 19, 2014 - Due to unforeseen financial setbacks and pressures, I am offering for sale three extremely rare pieces by mail-art legend Diane Keys. You can profit from my pain and suffering. These are priced to sell fast:

Diane Keys mail-art to KDJ circa 2011 - possibly one of the first exchanges. Comes with letter of authentication signed by KDJ. ($699.99 or best offer)

A personal fav - I weep to part with it. DK pays me back for postage due. ($999.99 or best offer)

Diane Keys to Richard Canard ($299.99)

SERIOUS inquiries only - contact me via IUOMA email.

[DKeys]

DVS--I think if you are going to ask for something this monumental, people deserve to have medical proof that you are in need of a liver. What if you are just trying to put together some kind of performance art?

[De Villo Sloan]

DK, you raise the issue of the menace of fake Trashpo, not copying the work of say Richard Canard, but circulating trash that isn't trash. I call this representational Trashpo.

This is connected to the issue that has arisen again about mailing animal carcasses, etc. I think DKult has taken a firm stand on this, endorsing Synthetic RoaDKill and banning the mailing of animals, alive or not. This is a barbaric practice of former times.

I am touched by efforts of the trashpoets to locate a new liver for me in response to this fire sale of my collection. I stand firm with DKult on the roaDKill ban. I do not, for instance, think sending me a weasel or possum liver, as someone has generously offered, will actually alleviate my plight.

So thanks, but kids: Just say No to RoaDKill.

[DKeys]

Mick and I broke up and yes, Ray counseled me through that heartbreak.  He told me "Trashpo is the way, the life, and the truth."  He also told me "What happens on the astral, stays on the astral." That put to rest any concerns that Mick might be spreading nasty rumors like that I FAKe my trash.

[De Villo Sloan]

Right DK, you and the dead guy. I'm glad you stayed friends.

[DKeys]

my only friend is a dead guy

[borderlinegrafix]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spWh87Pd3jk

[De Villo Sloan]

Just sayin, Jack is my only friend since the day the music died, which was yesterday, when Fanny Slayer joined NLB (Slayer is Australian slang for butt, I think).

"So bye, bye Miss American pie, drove my Chevy to the levy and the levy was dry

Them good ole boys were drinkin whiskey and rye singing, 'This 'll be the day that I die.'"

Out! Out! Demon rum! And where is the Dick Dynasty?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOWKbPDRdKw

[DKeys]

maybe if you cut back on the jack and coke your liver would start to heal--i'm just saying. 

[De Villo Sloan]

Not enough to pay for my new liver, and I hold you at least partially responsible for that too. OK, good ahead. Blow my only chance at a new start. If people want to believe these are fakes, go ahead. Why would I want to rip off my m-a comrades?

[DKeys]