David Stafford: Eject-o, Tuck n' Roll

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Just when life starts to get heavy, David is there to save the day.Yes, I couldn't tell you where, but I seen her before.  Likely one of those wild late nights at the Louvre.I'm sold on this idea, where do I sign?  However I pee'd myself reading this that I better change before signing anything.Yes, this did change my life.  I now have a weaker bladder than before.  But I wouldn't say that it is an improvement in my lifestyle. However I believe that all change is good.  So this one is definitely a winner.

Thank you David, I hope I can change your life someday.

[David Stafford]

Thank you, Dean. Yes, the Ejecto is the chair du jour. Bradford, I think you have the makings of a pretty good pop song there. Toni, the yellow rectangle is a speed strip that enhances the forward movement of the Ejectee. We tried other colors but yellow seems to the one.

[Bradford]

It's always uplifting to find yourself looking over a four-loaf cleaver.

[Dean aka Artist in Seine]

Personally, I think you should resist, Drugs, Violence & Cheetos

[Toni Hanner -- tonipoet]

So, is the yellow rectangle in the middle of the seat Cheeto dust? If so, kudos to the sitter/eater -- when I eat Cheetos the yellow stuff goes all over.