A virtual dumpster dive with Diane Keys with some D-Kult promos included :)

[Arac]

No need to sell this girl on the wonders of D-Kult...I see trash in a whole different way these days.  Please reserve a room for Vizma and I, when she comes for her Bama Vaca we will definitely want to take a sabbatical at the Elgin Mansion :)

No need for royalties or rented ad space.  I pledge m,y allegance to D-Kult and will spread the word whenever able :)

 D-Kult Church 411

[Arac]

We're easy...eating in will be fine.

[De Villo Sloan]

Miss Vizma, Rancher & me don't usually frequent them exotic ethnic restaurants.

[vizma bruns]

I'd forgotten about those evenings around the fire with those DKult trainees! There sure was a lot of boost in that buzz.

Hey, looks like DW's the chef! We'll definitely be in desperate need of some lightly BBQed chops after our diet of lentils, tofu and carob in Elgin. I'm especially looking forward to running around DW's gift shop! He'll probably even let us have stuff for nothing. Especially the mink pillow slips for our stay. I can just see us all getting ready to hit the town, helping DW put on his deathly white pancake make-up and borrowing his shoes, maybe even surprising him with a new hat from an exotic Australian fast food outlet? Then we could go and do some prison visits!!

[De Villo Sloan]

of a message encrypted in the meat pie I can make out some of it but not all. they track you with drones. use the tunnels

[Arac]

Hmmm, intersting.  DkultNY and DVS are purposefully off the grid and underground, huh?  If that's  the case perhaps a beef up in security is necessary.as Viz and I had this info in less than 24 hrs this summer. 

July 2012 NYC

While buzzing around NYC we thought we might go see DVS since we were just a train ride away.  We wanted to surprise him so instead of asking his address we went straight to the liquor store.  We decided on a bottle of Strawberry Hill and a couple of Four Loko's, we weren't sure if our guy would turn out to be old-school or one of them new fangled bums who wants a buzz with a boost.  We found a trashcan on fire with a crowd and quickly joined in. We made lots of friends and since they all seemed kind of bored we suggested a contest. They all jumped at the chance for purpose and direction so V qucikly laid out the rules and danced around with the liquor store prizes, scheduling another gathering same time, same place the next night. The next day came with great anticipation as we readied outselves for the trash fire meet-up and wondered if there would be a winner amongst our new pals(D-Kult recruits, these boys knew just where to go to get all the good trash)).  Seemed everyone had an address but one by one we knocked them out until we finally got it, the real deal, SCORE!  We knew instantly that this was the right guy and he had lots of documentation including pics of his Minx doormat, his recucle bin full of cut-up boxes, a video of him shuffling around in a disguise looking for trash and finally and with great shock we learned DVS' real name.  Seems those are his initials but not his real name.  Of course with the Mexican rif-raf after him I would never disclose it on the web but I can say it rhymes with Gilbert.  Sadly, we never made it upstate, the fire and new friends were so fun that night we ended up staying to dance around the fire and help the winner drink his prizes. Luckily, what happens in NY stays in NY so we'll just say it was a lovely evening for all, right Vizma? ;)

So, we already have the address(don't worry, we won't tell anyone) and are looking forward to our visit.  Grim and desperate may be quite refreshing after Elgin. Don't worry DVS when we come we will be super stealth with our entry, YOU may not even know we're there for a while, We'll spruce up your place up with what we make from Elgin trash when we get there and I'll bring my own milk for the cereal, just in case. 

[DKeys]

Wild night at DKult you guyz!!  The resident MixMaster at Dkult is DJNotNice. He is sometime joined by Yogi "The Menace" Bare.  DKNY is in a secret location. The Auburn address is disinfo. DVS gets his mail through a pressurized underground tunnel system. We've had to keep everything very stealth since DKultNY was linked to the criminal element in Mexico. Turns out the fluxus confessional was bugged.

[Rebecca Guyver]

I have to admit touching the screen.  Would 'hilarious' be seen as subversive?

[De Villo Sloan]

DK! DK! DK!

[vizma bruns]

"It worked for us!"

[De Villo Sloan]

Release the hold of the 14 Secret Masters of the World upon you and let it flow out of you. Put your hand against the red hand on the screen and rid yourself of the 14 Secret Masters! Free yourself to follow the LIGHT of Trashpo.