A surprise from DeVillo Sloan

[Arac]

 

Got an unexpected mail surprise from New York this weekend...somehow I was lucky enough to have been chosen and entrusted with a shred of the Elgin Shroud (maybe with miraculous powers),  a Barbie valentines and a bit titled "cerealism"  that made me laugh.Thanks DeVillo, got some Lucky mail going out to you tomorrow with a promise not to carve RK, DK, OK or anything else into my forehead...ever!

[Austin Wills James]

What's wrong with a purple shirt?!

(Asks the guy in an Allman Bros. tye-dye.)

-AWJ-

[Marie Wintzer]

I'm so gullible I touched the screen to feel the power, only to burn my fingers. You think I can sue DK for this?

(and the MinXus stamp is there too, great job Dw).

[De Villo Sloan]

Hi Arac, I'm glad your Elgin Shroud shred arrived safely. This is part of Dark wall's campaign to spread the messaage of Trashpo & the DKULT to the world. Fortunately or unfortunately, this qualifies you to receive various D-Kit upgrades and the D-Kult fanzine.

 

You just missed by a few days a new D-Kit that contains the story of "The Miracle of the Mexican Mutant Chickens."  The shroud, flapping on a clothesline, healed chickens that were grotesquely deformed as the result of a toxic chemical factory belching green slime into the drinking water. The whole Elgin Shroud story will eventually come out.

 

The new instructions also warn people not to tape the shroud shred to their foreheads, but it looks like you figured it out.

 

Thanks for posting and sharing the miraculous Elgin Shroud with others. Some report that if they place their hands against the computer screen, they can feel its power also.

 

BTW - I've heard some uncalled for comments about the nauseous purple color of the shroud and how DK had bad taste to wear a shirt that color. The shroud was originally BROWN. As its orgone energy began to compound - allowing for its powers - it changed from brown to purple.

 

Thanks again.