A CONFESSION ABOUT BREASTS or I JUST HAVE TO GET THIS OFF OF MY CHEST

[Valentine Mark Herman]

I just arrived home from a joint session with my Psychoanalyst and Sexual Therapist trying, and failing, to explain what it is about somebody who has a desire to show me her breasts, and the devastating effect her obsession has had on my personality, when the PostLady knocked at the door and gave me a little parcel.

I opened it and found these ....BREASTS!

Wow!

I thought long and hard   about what to do with them, and phoned my Sexual Therapist who advised me to take several deep breaths, a cold shower, a few more deep breaths (although she did tell me not to breathe too deeply in case I became too excited) and see if there was any clue in the package as to what this was all about.

So I looked in the package, and found.....MORE BREASTS! LOTS MORE BREASTS!

Eight times Wow! And some of these breasts were even smiling at me! (I smiled back at them, of course)

Now I bet you are wondering who is sharing their Breast Fantasies with me (and my Sexual Therapist and Pyschoanalyst) BUT I AM NOT GOING TO TELL YOU.

                                                  YOU HAVE TO GUESS.

Two clues: i) they have come from the US, and ii) they were sent by someone of the fair sex.

How can I properly say a polite thankyou to her without revealing her name? The best I can do is to revert to my working class North East of England origins, and say "Tha's got a smashing pair of knockers, luv. Ta for letting me see them."

And then I went downstairs for yet another cold shower humming a few lines from the Coasters' "Poison Ivy":

"She comes on like a Rolls/ but everybody knows/She'll get you in Dutch/
Now you can look but you better not touch"

So Guess ...but don't touch

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DISCLAIMER:

This comment/blog is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, and/or their anatomies is purely coincidental.

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[DKeys]

I think these definately came from a female.  What a great package!!!  someone has some mad paper mache skills!!