Smiles & Smirks

Your up early.  Post away!

Post early for Crustmush!

Sorry to hear that Martha.  Damn those pesky trojans!   Hope you are all sorted soon.  Hope we all are!  It's going to be a long tough Winter!  Still, we have our mail art to keep us warm and the new THING that never needs batteries!

What an ordeal, Martha! I hope that everything gets cleared up soon.

Martha, I was glad to get your message that this venue is working for you again. I've had some problems in the past, too, but they worked themselves out after a few hours. The ning platform does seem to be a bit flaky.

Thank you Fleur.

IUOMA came back to me!

I suppose Ruud adding a SSL certificate did the trick. My PC is full of security apps and it kept saying IUOMA is not secure. It took a while to become effective, sometimes things do not happen immediate in the www.
I was depressed and not sleeping well which I put to the strange life we are leading but it was not that. Now I am full of zest and gleeeeee! yi peeeee!
So you have to put up with me again!

That is how  I felt, grounded to pulp.

Thank you Michael you got it!

can't wait to receive...and mail stuff out

here's my addition...

Thanks William. Not sure I agree either with women being a joke on men or the other way around. Nothing funny the way humanity is behaving at present.

Festive greetings all !   Now here's a thing we all need right now - the Deluxe Gut Suit for keeping you warm this Winter and for deflecting those pesky snowballs!  Only  £49.99  from your usual dealer.

Covid Era Art History:

I didn't visit Walmarth in a while, had some smiles and smirks again now. Some good stuff availabe there. Just come more often, I guess.

That is quite funny in a repulsive sort of way Michael! Thank you!

Katerina, thanks!!! So clever. I am envious. Why didn't I think of it? Cos I am not so clever ...

Get the new improved Corona!

Only at Walmarth

Haha, excellent, Martha! 

That's great!

That's funny in a nasty covid sort of way Martha!    Surprised that beer is still selling well!   Novelty value only!

And, you can recycle your Corona bottles at Walmarth Cascadia - just look for the daily dumpster out back of the store!

I tried to buy the beer but I couldn't, so I faked it and then canned my idea. Should have gone to Walmarth.

Thanks Mel Anie and Jack in Cascadia and Michael and Fleur and Sabrina!

It is no surprise Corona beer is selling well with all the free advertising they get.

From Hemi

Thanks Katerina, I mean, Santa. Very thoughtful of you.

New trashion for 2020-2021! Thank you  Sabrina. 
This seasonal outfit with pre-worn holes and techy adaptations is only available in Walmarth. One size fits all.

I dont know Diana, we have to ask the designer, Sabrina.

Snap buttons, Diane. Because nobody has time for this inconvenient regular buttons when your work collegues ask you spontaneous for a "short talk". 

Thank you Sabrina por clarifying a point of law. Snap buttons are required by law in Retailia in all garments, except in straightjackets.

I am sorry Diane, the blazer is not reversible because, you know, some folks add some diy stains on their pullover for brighten up the pullover and that may ruin the whole outlook of the blazer... 

By the way, are you Diane the lost DK queen of trahspo?

Thanks for the clarification Sabrina. DK lost queen of trashpo? Is Walmarth selling Bill's fairy tale series?  

Yes she is, Sabrina, but too modest to admit it.

Walmarth Cascadia Holiday Menu Suggestion: If you are in a quandary about what salad to serve at your New Year's Day meal, consider the attached suggestion recycled from from the Walmarth food recycling dumpster archive:

I hope Walmarth carries celery and mixed vegetable flavor

Lovely salad! One modification that I would make. I will use plain gelatine and add sherry it. I always do, this is the Argentinian variety I learned from my Italian grandmother. She use Marsala.

I don't know but it carries all kinds of booze.

I don't know what aspic of this idea makes me cringe the most; onions, carrots, or olives in my Jell-O.

The whole horse hoof thing doesn't make it pair well with anything edible to me

I think the oly kind of jelly you need is the one big enough to bounce on outside -

Now that is funny Michael, thanks. I had begun to despair. 

Hahaha Love it Michael! 

It's Ali Khat from Mail Art Martha:

opps...the cats wandered here and should be at "Cat Lovers" group, how did that happen? Well, Ali Khat must have brought them here, ha!

Oh yes  Katerina he is very sociable! They are welcome, as is your contribution of the comic, thanks.