The Martha Stuart School of Asemic Wallpaper
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C'mon kids! Let's see some of that AMAZING Martha Stuart School Spirit here! Let's take some pride in our school! You can get a lot done before the pep rally!
Here's our official alma mater. Have it memorized for the pep rally:
And could you PLEASE take a moment to remember our founder - Martha Stuart. In 1967 he dreamed of bringing affordable and tasteful asemic wallpaper to homes across the globe. It is now up to you fulfill Martha's vision. He worked his buns off to establish the scholarship fund that is making your education possible. I know you kids thing "it's a drag." But show a little respect for Martha.
Diane, our new Charlie's Angels (helterskelter) line of asemic wallpaper has already been discontinued. The school has been served with a cease-and-desist order. Two characters named Ramone and Stubbs complained "Death to Pigs" was animal cruelty or something and a judge bought it. Have you ever heard of these characters?
Thanks to them - we lost our first big account. Interesting you should mention the Beatles' "Helter Skelter." Legend has it that "Martha My Dear" (also on the White Album) was written about none other than our founder Martha Stuart. He was supposed to do an asemic cover for the White Album but had a terrible fight with Yoko Ono. That's why it was left blank. Martha later teamed up with David Bowie. Shagadelic Baby! Our school has a proud history.
Diane, I'm sure Martha Stuart is beaming in heaven to know someone like you is enrolled in our school.
I can't recall whether you are an on- or off-campus student. Mr. Ramone and Mr. Stubbs, of course, are not allowed to make overnight visits on campus. I can't understand why a student of your caliber would associate with them. I shall schedule an appointment with the dean - should you wish to discuss any personal matters relating to your friendship with Mr. Ramone and Mr. Stubbs.
Mr. Manson seemed to be a very personable fellow. I did find the swastika carved on his forehead a little off-putting. He was very disappointed when I shared the sad news with him.
I am thrilled to learn of your enthusiasm concerning the history of our school. Some contend that our founder was actually MARRIED to Martha Stewart before his historic "coming out" announcement in 1972 - the year he traveled with David Bowie on the legendary Ziggy Stardust tour as hairdresser and asemic prop coordinator. Martha was, however, forced to leave the tour after a terrible fistfight with Mick Ronson - a musician, sadly departed, whose career might yield some interesting information.
Ah yes, our institution is steeped in history. I will make a note of the fact that you are on-campus after hours, no doubt preparing for midterms.
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