DKeys's Comments

Aw, look what happened:  It says "Important Customer Information: We regret that your mail...is being returned to you due to heightened security requirements. All mail that bears postage stamps and weighs more than 13 ounces MUST be taken by the customer to a retail service associate at a Post Office." This must be so we won't all become unabombers, thank god I'm saved.

Yah, a little vulnerable. Speaking of vulnerable, don't pitch your tent too soon. MLK day, no mail today, methinks the envelope of questionable materials will arrive Wed. at earliest. We can't have DKult die of exposure.

The first one is just way too revealing for my neurotic side, but the second one--love it!!! Of course, for someone with no secrets like you the first one could be paradise.

You don't want standard mind-altering elements, I know, so what can I bring to your tent to help you through this? Maybe black art, trembling classical piano such as Scarlatti, and/or the glue particles left over after scotch tape is dispensed. Plenty of all here, just say the word, if and when.   

Go back in the house and start over on Tuesday.

Watch your mailbox, DK. A snow-laden and warped packet is on its way.

Diane, I admired this mandala on your site and am lucky to have it in my hands with its splendid textures! Really wonderful--I Love It. Yah, everything stayed on, both sides. Great asemic-looking thing the N is on. Thank you!

Yah, complex industry is where it's at, what a relief. You're right, a healthy balance. As a libra I try to remember that. The other guy WOULD be perfect for trashpo marriage, but his tall tales drive you crazy inside of 10 minutes. 

Ok, I give up: what's an MMA star? Besides this good guy in my house. Your trashpo lessons are great, and like another guy from antiquing around here who did that stuff all the time and it was unique + wonderful. He doesn't believe in fixing his house, though, so it's falling down around him (really) and soon he'll need to move to his truck. I love "before" pictures, they're by far the best, but if the abode is going back to the earth it's worrisome when someone still lives there. But, then, there's Plato to turn the nightmare into a dream.

Hmm, what do you think? No trashpo, questionable intellect--will it last?

Yah, I'm really crushed it won't be a useful household item. His intellectual capacity was a bit difficult to evaluate, I must admit. But he had wonderful long dark hair and flirted with me shamelessly.

Hallelujah, then it's for real! A dream is coming true. I'm afraid he won't be into trashpo, he likes glass vases and so on, but he's worthy in every other way. (And his name really is Plato, I swear.)

Diane, just wanna say I saw you posted some pictures of my book. I always feel you are working together with me, thanks so much! Love your modeling.

Hi! The Fake Punk Band might be gigging before a fairly small audience because , well I quote from my Birthday Analysis of 'active' IUOMA' members:

Today's News: Not a good day for the running IUOMA active membership total. Predicted membership dips below 600 for the first time ...to 570 Members. BUT you can save money on postage and birthday cards, because none of the 8 supposed Members with Birthdays are 'active' today -- and many of them haven't been for years.

I suspect though, that this might be 565 more than the Band is used to playing to.

Val

Do you want a rap-type verse?

'Off to the cops/cos we've been shopped/now for the drop/cos we've been dropped

Aint she dire/and what a liar/ put the witch in the fire then let's get higher".

Words by me, music by ???

Greetings Diane,

 It has been a very busy Holiday Season for me and I am just seeing your message. You are welcomed and I am glad you like your card. Wishing you a joyful and productive 2014.

Best to you,

Rochleigh

Roger that...technically does this still qualify as a collaboration? How does the IOUMA Standards Committee come down on this? I see legal wrangling ahead when the cards hit the WalMarts in Beijing and the world explodes in green fountains of moolah. (Cue 1812 Overture Finale).

Segue to the Courtroom Scene:

L1: MS Keys, you have stated that the humonguosly successful Inner Child Cards were initially your idea. Is that correct?

DK: Pretty much.

L2: Objection, your honor. Witness is leading the jury or something.

J: Sustained.

(cue harp music as the scene fades to Dave diving around in a Scrooge McDuck-like cavern of dough)

(He begins to sing)