Scandal erupts--Cylandrical Buddy did not sell. Rectangular Pal steals the market!!!

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Dear fluxusamongus,

Your item didn't sell this time around. Why not relist it? We'll refund your insertion fees if your item sells.

Cylandrical Buddy!!!! End time: Apr-14-13 12:23:04 PDT View Item | Tip

[Nancy Bell Scott]

It's tragic. Ebayers can have really bad taste, you know? At least you don't have the burden of procrastinating to send buddy out, then obtaining good packaging, then wondering if you put on enough postage. These things can make you end up with 47% approval rating. That's bad for your career.

[DKeys]

I can probably get my youngest daughter to tell all. The cylandrical buddy already broke. I think his eyes fell off or his bendable limbs. We were happy to sell it anyway, but it's probably best this way.  Major headache with all the mails we'd have to send saying "No returns No exchanges Buy at your own risk  AS IS-- Didn't you read the fine print? talk to our lawyers"

[De Villo Sloan]

You can bet DKULTNY is already hard at work on the Fake CylanDriKal Buddy. (Hope we're not dealing with another defective D-Koder ring scandal.

 

I'm not giving up on Growing Up in Dkult either.

[DKeys]

I know right Viz? And we don't plan on relisting as it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the original CB prototype. He was not interested in writing the Growing Up In Dkult expose, as he is now considering other shaped characters.

[vizma bruns]

I can't believe that didn't sell, what with those convenient bendable limbs and spare eye. The 47c shipping alone is enough of a tempter.

[De Villo Sloan]

Use the Kulter network to create a Cylindrical Buddy pyramid scheme. Put it on DK-Bay

[xx Jones]

Maybe he wanted to stay with your family.