Purging the Akashic Records

[Diane Keys]

Circumstances have led us to extreme measures. Dkult is offering a 29% stake in Eduardo Cordosa's Soul and 10% equity.. Open to licensing option as well. You will receive a duplicate copy of a signed (in blood) ditto xerox of the rights to his very essence. Terms are negotiable.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

All righty then, great--something to frame! There's hardly anything to frame around here. By all means you will have periodic updates. Thank you for making all of this possible, your highness. You're the cat's meow. 

[De Villo Sloan]

This sort of a Fillet of Soul.

[Diane Keys]

I hope you'll give me periodic updates on whether Count Cordosa is traversing the light or dark side. If he chooses the dark side you won't be able to get his soul insured, except by those scoundrels that hide behind bulletproof glass. I will send you the original signed copy of his contract.

[Nancy Bell Scott]

Well, mergers are more complicated, so he'll probably remain in the dark on this move. I'm taking your permission and running with it.

[Diane Keys]

unless there are any counteroffers Nancy, it looks as if you are the proud new owner of Eduardo's soul!!!!  and he won't even know it switched ownership. He did know about the last merger though

[Nancy Bell Scott]

I want Eduardo's whole soul for myself. Would that be possible in DKultLand?

[De Villo Sloan]

Since we're dealing with Kulters, you had better work out a Repo plan if they D-fault.

[Diane Keys]

royalties--just to be clear. We would like royalties for any money earned by the person using Eduardo's organs

[Diane Keys]

Well, since we have exclusive rights to his soul, I think organs are included so if you want in on this deal we can work something out. All I would ask for is royalties.

[De Villo Sloan]

This is fabulous! Does DKULT still have that organ donation program?