Plans Drawn for Trashpo ClubHouse

[DKeys]

Plans appear to be copywritten by Texas Taco Cabana. It sure does look cozy and already lived in--by grungy mechanics and fast food workers. David has uncovered a dirty little DKult secret-that it evolved from a Taco Cabana Turquoise cup, and NOT the beautiful gemstone as told. It was a discussion had over hot sauce and sour cream, long before we realized DKult had to be a vegetarian institution. The trashpo clubhouse was hotly contested, yet gained acceptance after a ping pong champion was discovered here and went on to found a local scholarship. David, your architectural design is stellar.

[DKeys]

Well, it's no coincidence that Smee wears Turquaqua--DKult embraces mobsters AND pirates

DVS, I like how you made the ID=Kards  capable of disabling security systems and subduing dogs. Snooky finds it useful when stealing other dog's bones

[De Villo Sloan]

You can't really see any of this unless you have an activated ID-Kard

[David Stafford]

Wow, quite the backstory....I had no idea....What's the deal with Smee?

[DKeys]

yes, her original name given her by the native americans at the time of her capture (in a hummingbird feeder), was CHOCHMINGWU--which meant annoying little maggot. She then became Magpie Magi, then Finkusmell, which was invariably mispronounced and then  bastadized into Tinkerbelle.

[David Stafford]

So that's what happened to Tinkerbelle....

[DKeys]

You're right David. Turquaqua was once quoted as saying, "Great spirit no like fairies. Put glitter in eyes and make dizzy. Make fall asleep. We break wands.We trap and make slaves. We sell tickets for flea and fairy circus."

[David Stafford]

Once you eliminate the fairies there's no one around to keep the elf populations in check...simple biology...

[DKeys]

Seattle BeBe and Turquaqua have a long history of controversial remedies and treatments for eradicating the troublesome elf population.

[David Stafford]

Turquaqua...sounds like a Native American sage...better stop right there...

[DKeys]

I believe the togas now need to be changed to Turquaqua--DKultGR has always been the most fashion forward. I hope Thom can find blue thread in Seattle-be be blessed by Neil Gordon of course