Passport to heaven from Blessed Father

After years of doing good works to try to earn my way into Heaven, blessed Father has given me an easier option. I've got a lot to do before the launch in March. What clothes should I pack? What's the weather like in the celestial kingdom. I never thought of Satan as an elitist, but i think that's comforting. He only likes dark dusty souls of questionable morality. Love this BF. I really hope you will seriously consider the offer for you to be the resident exorcist at DKult. You can come and go as you please, do not have to adhere to the ten o'clock curfew, will receive more rice and beans than you can count on an abacus, and will get plenty of spiritual exercise. Dkult needs you!!!

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