(crackling sound of old film going through a rickety film gate) VO: Behold! The latest in fashion from the couturier to the elite: Katerina of Thessaloniki. (Kettle drums go here) (cut in footage of Victor Mature knocking down a big ol' stone temple) VO: Katerina of Thessaloniki is proud to bring down the high temple of fashion in order to build a nicer high temple of fashion. Preferably made from strawbales or old truck tires. (Okay, can the kettle drums) VO: For years Katerina has researched the fashion of indigenous peoples. And now after ten years of grinding world travel she has unveiled her new line: Indigenia: The Goddess Imprint. (Film begins to burn up ala Three Lane Blacktop) (Last image is smiling picture of Victor Mature signing an autograph).