I received the following holy bits from the Blessed Father:

Imagine my delight to find not one, but layer upon layer of fabulosity.

Holy tits, two bits in one trip to the mailbox!

But inside was even better - scaled to handle, with every inch well-crafted and delightful....

Dear Blessed Father, I've heard that suffering is good for the soul.  To that end, I will be spreading the wealth (of suffering, so to speak):  I have organized a bake sale in your honor and will be sending the $$ along with any leftovers directly to you as requested.  The bake sale will feature prune pies and sullied communion hosts refashioned into any number of delicious taste treats.

Now this is just what I truly need. I will carry it on my person at all times (with a dirty wad of two dollar bills).    

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Oh, thank you, Blessed Father!

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Comment by Dean aka Artist in Seine on August 3, 2014 at 8:35pm

Now that's a good idea WA.

Comment by WA Rodgers on August 1, 2014 at 11:00pm

I keep a ceremonial "baptismal font" near the mailbox for exactly this purpose, Dean.

Comment by Dean aka Artist in Seine on July 30, 2014 at 10:48am

Wonderful.  I'll be laughing all day.  I bet your post person washed their hands after delivering it!

Comment by vizma bruns on July 28, 2014 at 2:10pm

Heavenly condoms in 3 sizes, OMG! This is a great, er, package!

Comment by The Blessed Father on July 25, 2014 at 10:58pm
I look forward to your donation. . . Bless You Too, The Blessed Father aka Rick

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