FINALLY!!! My DKoder-Rings arrived (yes: rings!!!!)

[Svenja Wahl]

A completely unbelievable package arrived after a few days of fear and loathing in Heidelberg and Orlando (due to an address misunderstanding between KDJ and me). There was a history of back orders concerning this DKoder-rings, but it was completely worth the waiting: 

Look at the second of my rings,

which arrived in this great mind control box. 

You won't believe the manual KDJ sent, - it leaves no questions unanswered. 

And it works!!! I'm a brandnew person (after only a few hours!!), now I'm ready to start this new year. 

You have to read everything, more pictures here

KDJ: I'm floored, stunned, speechless, thanks a lotlotlot!! 

[DKeys]

KDJ=you're in trouble now. I took your advice and told the truth to some non mail art people. I said on Facebook, "What would you say if I told you I was a leader of a cult that makes money selling Decoder rings that control minds and the weather." Now they all want to know how much the DKoder rings are and how to bet one. We also have someone who is allergic to Nickel and needs one made out of some other metal. The factory in Bangladesh won't return my calls since I wired them all that money.  Now what will we do!!!

[DKeys]

yippee!!!!  I would be so happy to wear this around the DKult industrial complex. Unlike me, I hope you can send two instead of only one. DKultFL definately needs to start production of these-we recently partnered with a factory in Bangladesh

[Katerina Nikoltsou (MomKat)]

DKultGR calling DKultILL: sayonara coming your way...IF available

(may be out-of-season as it is a summer sayonara, unless they have some in SA?)

[DKeys]

DKunst sounds a bit ominous (gee, thanks for the translation DVS) but I think now that Svenja is an official member, DKult will spread all over Europe. In the future I hope there will be one global DKult as well as one global currency. While DKult is against capitalism and the need to exchange money at all, we accept that it is the ultimate ruler of this world. We prefer the barter system-- you give us money,  we give you guidance.  

[DKeys]

Very true Kat--You contributed to the DKDiary several years ago without seeing the fine print that said it automatically made you a DKult member. The disclaimer was printed in invisible ink that could ONLY be seen with the DKoder ring. KDJ is going to need a production staff and I definately want one of the sayonaras Kat!! Those are so cute!

[De Villo Sloan]

D-KUNST!

[Svenja Wahl]

DVS, I think D-KUNST would be a sensation here in Europe. Important is that we pronounce it as the "u" in "put", not as the "u" in "understand" - otherwise I have rather funny association, that would do DK wrong!  BUT it is an important step, what does SHE say herself??

[De Villo Sloan]

KDJ, I don't think you understand what I wrote. 

You are, indeed, an asset to the DKULT from all I can see. Svenja is happy with her D-Koder ring and the DKULT now. You've had to "put out fires" of many D-sKandals. I'm a member of DKULTNY. I'm just saying, the Europeans are interested in art and stuff like that. I'm just saying in Europe, they might see DK in a whole different way. They might appreciate her as an artist in a way she's not appreciated in the US. I think the D-Kougar thing is settled. So it's all good.

[De Villo Sloan]

Klearly, the DKULT is kreating a sensation in Germany. In the US, the DKULTS are organized by state. We have DKULTNY (NY), DKULTME (Maine), DKULTFLA (Florida), etc. For Germany and nearby countries, I propose you use the regional term:

D-KUNST

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(Kunst means art,DK)

D-KUNST - what Do you think Svenja?

[De Villo Sloan]

DeliKatessen 

The new D-Koder rings have tracking devices you fools