FINALLY!!! My DKoder-Rings arrived (yes: rings!!!!)

[Svenja Wahl]

A completely unbelievable package arrived after a few days of fear and loathing in Heidelberg and Orlando (due to an address misunderstanding between KDJ and me). There was a history of back orders concerning this DKoder-rings, but it was completely worth the waiting: 

Look at the second of my rings,

which arrived in this great mind control box. 

You won't believe the manual KDJ sent, - it leaves no questions unanswered. 

And it works!!! I'm a brandnew person (after only a few hours!!), now I'm ready to start this new year. 

You have to read everything, more pictures here

KDJ: I'm floored, stunned, speechless, thanks a lotlotlot!! 

[DKeys]

Well if Snoop drinks it, it must be good. But I was thinking more of DKtor Pepper or Mountain DKew

[De Villo Sloan]

D-Kolt 45

[DKeys]

I'm totally against drinking soda, but if there's money in it-DKult might see the light. It would be a good drink for the H.O.M.S. too.

[De Villo Sloan]

famous blindfold performance score

[De Villo Sloan]

Kiss my Aura, Dora

[De Villo Sloan]

Well choke my chickens, Di-Ko!

[De Villo Sloan]

MinXus has come out against Coca Cola as an official drink. So DKULT could get into the biz? D-Koke in place of Diet Coke?

[DKeys]

DW-I think I saw this ad in the back of a Mad magazine--what's next? informercials?

[De Villo Sloan]

D-KUNST! D-KUNST! Free shipping to Germany

D-Kollectibles

IT’S THE REAL THING!

 

Tired of mass-produced DK

Trash from D-Kmart that

doesn’t work, doesn’t make

your dreams come true, and

explodes in your cereal?

 

GET A PIECE OF DK!

 

Like countless others, enjoy

a piece of DK - authentic DK

memorabilia GUARANTEED

to have been TOUCHED by

the Queen of Trash herself

.

Dark wall

c/o PO Box 1314

Auburn, New York 13021 USA

[DKeys]

how to GET one, not bet one