Its a very dangerous business trying to smuggle arty-facts. You could wind up in a smelly prison-like-room without your own loo and a guard with a VERY large wart. So the best thing to do is send said articles as a belated birthday wish. Somehow they buy that. Even if they're two years belated.
I know this because Dean was potting in his near vicinity and came across these very very rare arty-facts. Please take careful note of large wooden exhibit near the base of Juliet - AG!!! Julllet. Reason? The good news is that if we ever reach an ice age I'll have one of those digging things for my carrot garden. I don't actually HAVE a carrot garden, but an ice age might change that?