unfilled postitions to the Mission of Dadaland, certified by the Allseeing Mighty Postal God

Hereby, by the will of Allmighty Postal God, we declare some unfilled positions needed to be filled soon. If you are an optimistic sender, you can perhaps broaden your perspective and apply:

1: Superintendant for air mail envelopes and woolen socks.

2: Guide for snails and UFOs

3: Mother's little helper for undelivered postcards.

4: Sand digger and anthem singer.

5: Cabbage grower and shoe polisher.

6: Postal stamps licker and liquer drinker.

7: Guardian of sardines.

8: Chocolate producer.

9: Weather forecast announcer with telephatic might.

10: Secretary of Acrylic department.

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This is a very tempting list of positions. For some reason, #2 is particularly attractive. 

11. Vacancy: 

Postition of First Class Secretary for the Food of Air Mail Carrier Pigeon Section of Ministry of Communication od Dadaland.

   On this rare ocassion , be very glad. After confirming receiving telephatic messages and balloon letters, you will be allowed with 3 vanilla cookies and 500 ml of vodka. And small Jack Russel dog to guard pigeons from rats.

    His Postal Highness,

 P.Petrovic, chief of Dadaland Mission.

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